OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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Due to the rich not paying their “Fair Share”, Obama announces that the Russian military will take over protecting the United States.
OK, who’s the clown who stuck the “Occupy” photo in there?
“Jeeze! That photo wasn’t supposed to appear until after the Inauguration!”
Democrats reveal their plan for Defense cuts: Outsourcing displays of naval power.
“This is my last election … After my election I have more flexibility,” Obama said
“We are the world, we are the children…”
“Where’s my rubber ducky?”
“Well, the Russians are sailing away from us, as in retreating.”
“Good spin, Mr. President.”
Reagan’s dream of a six hundred ship Navy comes true! Through Photoship.
The Village People Reunion Tour proved to be THE highlight of the convention.
“It’s only me, I’m home from the sea!”
“So the audiovisual intern simply clicked the ‘lucky’ button and this is what came up. It’s Google’s fault.”
“Guys, we’ve really got to shut down the Battlefield 3 tournament. The convention was supposed to start five hours ago.”
Intern: “Hey, my Harvard history prof. said this was a photo of our navy. I just assumed he was talking as an American.”
@Donald Sensing:
Googling in the Presidency
No more than ten to twenty million killed. Tops.
Vladimir Putin accepts the 2016 Democrat Nomination for President.
Sorry, but all I can think of seeing this picture is Eric Cartman singing “Come Sail Away With Me.”
“And now, a special sneak peek at Battleship 2: Federal Budget Boogaloo.”
“What, these are Russian ships? That’s Bush’s fault!”
“Folks, these are actually Russian warships that have just assumed station off Libya, so the situation there will be stable for months to come.”
“That’s right – not only are these ships Russian, the jet fighters are Turkish!”
They say Super Mario was a Communist, too.
The television screens were also Made in Russia™.
Security was careful to exclude from the convention floor buzz-cut women with sledgehammers.
“Hallo, customer service, dis is Peggy, did you get dee slides?” ” We put a Russian on them, so they get there quick.”
I am Vladimir Putin
And I approve of this message
DNC issues apology for displaying Russian naval ships: “Oops…We thought they were Chinese.”