OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Photo By Pablo Martinez Monsivais
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Photo By Pablo Martinez Monsivais
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“Okay guys, do NOT tell Michelle I’m bringing you donuts or I’ll be sleeping with Bo the next four years.”
Our union boss told us to vote for him and all we get is Krispy Kreme? Couldn’t he at least have sprung for Tim Hortons?
In a true sign of bipartisanship, the President buys Governor Christie’s breakfast
Obama’s campaign schedule was hampered by his reckless need to deliver donuts to firefighters at every station in every city. Later biographers would discover that Obama always wanted to be a firefighter, and really loved donuts.
Prez: “Now, if the Capitol Building and the White House are both burning, where do you go first?”
Firefighters: “Golfing!”
The firefighters agreed that Obama’s donuts were a much better gift than Mitt Romney’s croissants.
Just feeding the stereotype.
Engine Co. 4 and Ladder Co. 8 chip in and give the president a victory present. “Come back when you can stay for dinner.”
“Donuts?” “He thinks we’re cops!”
“This was supposed to be from Delmonico’s, guys, but, well, Boehner . . . “
State dinner get all the funding. State breakfasts, not so much.
(I meant “dinners,” plural, sorry.)
“Men, picture ID required to get a donut. But not to vote.”
“Little do they know it’s not doughnuts, but an arugala and tofu salad,” the chief executive murmured to himself.
“I brought the Krispy Kreme’s, just write the check out to “Obama for America”, that’ll be $2,500 each”