OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
Winners will be announced after Monday PM
(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
FILED UNDER: Uncategorized, Contests
Blocked from his teleprompter by Joe Biden and outflanked by Hillary, Obama was speechless.
Obama: “Please, take my Presidency.”
Biden: “Who? Me?”
Hillary: “Oh No you don’t. This is your mess. And you better clean it up by 2016 too.”
“Please step this way for your concussion. No, not you, Joe… you’ve already got yours.”
“And this, is the typical Obama voter”
When you vote in an election and you don’t know who the sucker is, you are the sucker.
“Well it’s not going to be Cuomo”
Obama introduces Hillary and Joe to his new friend, Chris Christie.
Clinton: “Look… an R.O.U.S.”
Biden: “I din’t beleef dey exist.”
“He lost a bet so now he has to be Treasury Secretary, but with no pants.”
Hill, what to try the chair out? I’ve just been keeping it warm for you for 2016.
Hillary: “So who is in that empty chair.”
Obama: “Clint Eastwood.”
Biden: “HA… you got me on that one.”
Look – I told you that Boehner has a smaller dick than Biden’s.
“What, they’re from the Kenyan Embassy? You’re kidding, right?”
“Joe Arpaio?
“You have a warrant?” ”
“You’re kidding, right”
Obama: “You see those reporters who just left? Can you effing believe the Benghazi water they carried for us?”
Clinton: “I’m laughing as hard as you, Barry….but have you ever heard the name “Monica?”
Biden: “But what about me?”
Post photo: “Shut up, Joe.”
Obama: “Are you kidding? Buried at sea my ass, here’s his cold, dead carcass!”
Hillary: “Wow. So which fireplace?”
Biden: “Hey, I made the taxidermist recommendation.”
Post photo: “Shut up, Joe.”
Obama: “Hey, you two, get over here and put your entries in for the Caption Contest!”
Joe: “Who? Me?”
Hillary: “I’d need to be on Outside The Beltway like I need a hole in my head.”
As a special treat for his friend Jeff Immelt, Obama asked Joe and Hillary to perform their boffo cover of Dinah Shore’s classic “See the USA, in your Chevrolet…”
Live from the Oval Office, President Obama graciously agreed to host the special edition of “American Idol: Geriatric Wannabes.”
“Great place for a hidden camera! I could have really used one of these during Bill’s presidency..”.