Outside the Beltway

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1. smitty says:
   Monday, 4 March 2013 at 06:07

   “Our bodily functions unite us.”
2. CC says:
   Monday, 4 March 2013 at 06:15

   “You put your right foot in and your right foot out…. oh wait… that’s your LEFT foot in….”
3. al-Ameda says:
   Monday, 4 March 2013 at 06:48

   the Sequestration Sensation
4. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 4 March 2013 at 07:28

   This is what happens when you don’t make it to the bathroom in time.
5. Hal 10000 says:
   Monday, 4 March 2013 at 07:41

   Spurred by her success at the Academy Awards, Michele Obama does a remake of “Thriller”.
6. Tony W says:
   Monday, 4 March 2013 at 09:03

   Hoping to land the Super Bowl halftime spot next year, Michelle Obama rehearses with her new dance team.
7. John Burgess says:
   Monday, 4 March 2013 at 09:03

   In promoting the Zombie Lurch, the Administration shows its hand.
8. jd says:
   Monday, 4 March 2013 at 09:21

   Darn! I forgot the mask!
9. Patrick McCain says:
   Monday, 4 March 2013 at 11:32

   “I like big butts and I cannot lie…
   You other brothers can’t deny…
   …Baby Got Back!”
10. Patrick McCain says:
    Monday, 4 March 2013 at 11:40

    That damn bull riding machine is always late.
11. Montanareddog says:
    Monday, 4 March 2013 at 17:05

    It’s close to midnight
    Something evil’s lurkin’in the dark
    Under the moonlight
    You see a sight that almost stops your heart
12. Herb says:
    Monday, 4 March 2013 at 17:30

    Con los terroristas.
13. Patrick McCain says:
    Monday, 4 March 2013 at 20:29

    The President had “no comment” after the broadcast of a Michael Jackson hologram.
14. GReg Dwyer says:
    Monday, 4 March 2013 at 22:10

    Having in fact faked his death and taken on a new identity, Michael Jackson gives himself away.
15. John D'Geek says:
    Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 10:18

    Teaching the youth how to “Pile it Higher and Deeper”.
16. Patrick McCain says:
    Tuesday, 5 March 2013 at 14:23

    The Lawgiver promotes healthy school lunch programs in Planet of the Apes.
17. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 00:23

    And so, the Zombie Apocalypse begins…
18. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 00:30

    ♪She’s got legs…And she knows how to use them♪
19. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 00:49

    Justin Bieber (Left) Tweets: Damn! The First Lady is hot!
20. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 02:07

    The First Lady leads the nation in the latest phenomenal dance craze: The Austerity Measures Dance – I mean, The American Sequester Dance.
21. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 02:11

    The ♪Sequester Safety Dance♪ — The First Lady leads the nation in the latest dance craze gone viral: The ♪Re-Ab-Zorba Greek♪ dance formally known as the ♪Austerity Men Without Hats♪ dance.
22. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Wednesday, 6 March 2013 at 02:17

    The First Lady leads the nation in the latest phenomenal dance craze: The Greek Austerity Measures Dance – I mean, The American Sequester Dance.
23. David Johnston says:
    Thursday, 14 March 2013 at 20:15

    Can I go back to being a lawyer? Please?!