Outside the Beltway

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1. Allan Bourdius says:
   Monday, 11 March 2013 at 05:36

   I’m still so confused…another prop group standing behind me…where are their lab coats? I was briefed they’d be wearing lab coats!
2. markm says:
   Monday, 11 March 2013 at 06:11

   Biden: “Hey, I just thought of a good one BO, what’s the first thing a woman does when she gets out of the battered wives’ shelter? The dishes if she knows what’s good for her….”
3. Allan Bourdius says:
   Monday, 11 March 2013 at 07:33

   Hey, Joe. Leahy back here resents being called “Dumbest Senator”. If we’re going to get any of the 2nd term agenda through, you’re going to have to add “Dumbest Senator, Emeritus” after “Vice President”.
4. Donald Sensing says:
   Monday, 11 March 2013 at 07:35

   “There, I have just signed the drone strike orders for Ted Cruz and Rand Paul. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s my turn to conduct the next White House tour.”
5. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 11 March 2013 at 07:48

   Hey Joe, get this guy off my back, Vermont’s just not that important.
6. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 11 March 2013 at 07:51

   So Joe…. The drone strikes on the House ready to go?
7. John Burgess says:
   Monday, 11 March 2013 at 07:59

   “One more time, Biden, and you know where this thumb’s going.”
8. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 11 March 2013 at 08:00

   Obama: “With this Executive order, the GOP is officially a joke.”
9. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 11 March 2013 at 08:03

   Biden: “Mr President, for the umpteenth time, you don’t have to hitch hike any more.”
10. Moosebreath says:
    Monday, 11 March 2013 at 08:05

    Look here — I can sign my own name!
11. OzarkHillbilly says:
    Monday, 11 March 2013 at 08:08

    “Woodward… He sleeps with the fishes, right Joe?”
12. Drew says:
    Monday, 11 March 2013 at 08:48

    “Yeah, I know, but its easier when you only have to use your fingers to count the number of jobs created.”
13. rodney dill says:
    Monday, 11 March 2013 at 08:54

    “No Joe, The Violence Against Women Act is meant to stop abuse against women… er… what? OK, you can slap Pelosi one more time.”
14. JKB says:
    Monday, 11 March 2013 at 09:38

    White House thumb wars: Biden vs. Obama
15. markm says:
    Monday, 11 March 2013 at 11:15

    Biden: “…so I says ‘if he threatens you with violence again, open the balcony doors and launch two drones’….then I forgot wut I was talkin’ about”
16. JKB says:
    Monday, 11 March 2013 at 14:26

    Joe Biden, fresh from the political arena, gets a thumbs up from emperor Obama.
17. jd says:
    Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 05:44

    Hopefully, this will satisfy the fingerprint deniers.
18. Patrick McCain says:
    Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 11:24

    Crazed by March Madness Fever, Obama ejects Biden for a Flagrant-2.
19. Patrick McCain says:
    Tuesday, 12 March 2013 at 11:47

    Barack the stoner
    Had a big boner
    Thinking of cherry pie
    He stuck up his thumb
    Threw women a crumb
    And said “What a good boy am I!”