OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
Winners will be announced after Friday PM
(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
FILED UNDER: Uncategorized, Contests
Yep! That’s Weiner alright.
A smart phone…no buttons like Blackberry. There’s even a teleprompter ap!
See this tweet Mr President? I think it’s audit worthy, what do you think?
“And when I posted this on Twitter, it got 100 Retweets!”
“Mr. President, with our new app, you can launch a drone strike from your smartphone with the touch of a button”
“And in this video, it only took 15 seconds for Boehner to start crying.”
“Dude… the Ginsberg upskirt is excessive.”
And this is the look on Rosen’s face when he found out he was under investigation.
“And with this app, I can create a random Michele Bachmann conspiracy theory just by using excerpts from speeches.”
The President gets a briefing on the latest game craze “Angry Bird-Brains”
“They made an app to access the Nairobi Birth Certicate archives?”
“If you want to launch a drone strike, there’s app for that.
If you want to eavesdrop on any American, there’s an app for that.
And if you want to play global thermonuclear war, there’s even an app for that.
There’s an app for just about anything on the special Presidential iPhone.”
Secret Service agent shows President some photos of their Columbia sex party.
IRS agent shows President photos of very first Tea Party group they harassed.
To avoid commenting on whatever dead…thing Queen Latifah’s mom was wearing around her neck to look younger, Obama steeled himself to delve into one of Justin’s boring exposes on which iPhone game was the best for your money.
“This better be good, Timberlake. I’ve got a drone waiting over the al-Arakiyh panhandle.”
“Hey Mr. President, this video of you talking in 2008 about transparency is hilarious!”
No really, I have an app that will actually pull my finger.
Wardrobe malfuntion. Right.
We have so much in common, I used to do a lot of Mickey Mouse crap too.
Setting President Obama up for an episode of Punk’d seemed like a good idea at the time.
“Look Mr. President! It’s a preview of the very same photo caption contest picture that Kevin will be using on Friday over at Wizbang!”.
“Look Mr. President. It’s Paul Hooson’s latest ethnic housefire jokes….”.
“Look Mr. President. It’s that awful joke that Paul Hooson made about your friend from Chicago, Roger Ebert. The one where he says how ironic it is that a guy that reviewed so many films, actually ended up on the cutting room floor himself. Pretty ironic, huh? The irony of it all, huh. Funny how ironic irony is, huh…”.
“Look Mr. President. It’s Paul Hooson’s lame joke about your father from Kenya who he claims once said that two hippos see a rhino for the very first time. One of them exclaims, “Look a unicorn!”….”.
“Look Mr. President! It’s paul Hooson ethnic housefire joke about a family who are half Black and half White. They have a housefire. But, they had another dilemma. They couldn’t decide whether to rescue the TV or the golfclubs first…..”.
“Look Mr. President. This porn site did a veteran’s themed porn update for Memorial Day. God bless ’em….”.
“Look Mr. President! These porn actors are standing at attention in honor of our troops on Memorial Day! God bless ’em”.
“Look Mr. President! Now Paul Hooson’s telling Ray Manzarek jokes…”.
“Look Mr. President! A Rodney Dill upskirt photo! He should have stuck with pants today…”.
“Look Mr. President! Paul Hooson’s sources for Wizbang Pop aren’t the AP, but just a bunch of celebrity scandal and porn sites. We can’t do anything with that….”.
“With this app Mr. President, you can actually get current news of what is going on in your own administration……”
“Now this app….this one is killer. You or anyone else in your administration can single handedly launch a drone strike and there are no roaming charges. If the symbol up in the corner looks like a US flag, the perp is American.”
“This app…this one could come in handy Mr President. It ranks the top 25 candidates for the upcoming open position of Attorney General…..”
“You’ll dig this app, it’s call ‘The Magic 8 Ball’ and it has nothing to do with coke. Say, when you are in a four year forign policy slump and nothing seems to be working…..you simply ask a question, shake the phone and it will give you random answers. It’ll make you look like you are thinking outside of the box”.
“This is called YouTube…it allows you to download your own video and share it around the web. This one in particular is of you golfing. Unfortunately there is no app that can fix that backswing…..”
“And, here, Mr. President, is that video of Britney I recorded when she wasn’t paying attention.”
Justin: “See…. I can make Boehner cry in an infinite loop.”
Barry: “What’s the difference?”
“Here’s what your Donk limo will look like when it gets back from the shop with those 30inch rims. Pretty fly, huh?’.
@stonetools:
“Can I play ‘Words With Friends?'”
“Not on the tarmac.”
Boss. Check this out. “Topgurrl93: Help. Get me out of here.”
“So, Mr. President, this is the picture of your Chief of Staff briefing you on the IRS snooping.”
That’s funny, son, I don’t see a thing.
Weiner’s at it again. But, after Bloomberg, maybe New Yorkers are used to having a clown in the mayor’s chair.
Mr. President, we have determined that it is, in fact, possible to “Wang Chung” in “Gangnam Style”.
Awww look! Chris Christie winning you a teddy bear is all over YouTube already!
“Yeah, to be this good looking as a president means that I have this Dorian Grey portrait hidden away….What do you think about it!…Shocking, huh?”.
“Look Mr. President, it’s that creepy Jim Morrison ad for Energizer Batteries….”The Energizer….The Energizer…Mr. .Energizer Bunny….I say bunny, bunny,bunny….Mr. Energizer Bunny…Got to keep on being a bunny….Mr. Energizer Bunny….”
Now you can watch the live feed from the missile right into Kim-Jong-Un’s bedroom window
See, that’s me without a suit and tie.
…and then came the Mickey Mouse Club.
President Obama’s New Predator Drone App: “And if you want to exclusively target American terrorists, all you have to do is scroll down like this…See? There’s another so-called ‘Tea Party’ organization trying to apply for non-profit tax exemption status with the IRS right now.”
Despite his public support for Monsanto (H.R. 933), President Obama downloads a GMO-free shopping guide from nongmoshoppingguide.com for his personal consumption.
Despite leaving his first term campaign promises unfulfilled. And his second term campaign promises to fulfill his first term campaign promises (still unfulfilled), President Obama takes a well deserved timeout to review the plans for what his legacy Presidential Library will look like.