OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
Winners will be announced after Friday PM
(Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)
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Yes, THAT Susan Rice. Yeah, New York. Yes!!! Why are you all looking at me like that??!!
I’m the president, so I’ll wear jeans if I want to. Anybody here got a problem with that?
John Brennan: “….whatchoo talkin’ ’bout Willis…..”
Holder, thinking to himself: “Thank God for Edward Snowdon.”
“Ok, which one of you is tapping my Blackberry?”
Obama: “….so…..can you hear me now?”
Holder: “…wull at least I only targeted political foes. You targeted EVERYBODY. What a richard.”
As Obama’s approval ratings fall, his cabinet feel less compelled to laugh at his jokes.
“Alright people, I’ve just been informed that I am running this government. Which leads me to ask: what the hell? Seriously, what the hell?”
This is what inside the head of your psycho ex-girlfriend looks like.
Competency, it’s not just having meetings with lots of papers spread out on the table.
Jesus, is Tom Donilon the only person who ever heard of a three-ring binder?
Robert Mueller: “3 more months… just 3 more months…. You can do it Bobby, just 3 more months…”
“All right… Who invited the NSA?”
“Nobody, sir.”
We’re sorry, Mr. President. PRISM identified the Tsarnaev brothers as likely voters in your camp, so it collected no information on them.
An impotent meeting
Here, President Obama and staff, plot how to make everyone just as miserable as they appear.
“Eric, we all care about you, and we’re here to talk to you about how your spying has been afffecting us….Lordy, Eric, you put a camera behind my right shoulder, didn’t you?”
I didn’t get a “Harrumph!” from that guy.
The room got very quiet when Obama started talking about teamwork and picked up a baseball bat.
The wheels on the bus go round and round.
He even needs a teleprompter for staff meetings?
Which one is playing Henry Fonda’s role?
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
What miserable drones and traitors have I nourished and brought up in my household, who let their lord be treated with such shameful contempt by an ink-stained wretch.
“So we know my wife, Michelle, called her mother last week. What did she say about me?”
‘Can some one tell me why we tap every phone and computer on the planet 24/7!!!!Yet no one can tell me why I don’t learn of a ambassador in an terrorist infested Muslim shithole that needs more security!!!!!! Then when it comes under attack no one tells me the that there are two Navy Seals begging for help while holding off a God ****** Muslin terrorist brigade for seven hours!!!!!! While I am, I am left to sleep as someone else gives a stand down order to the rapid response team that is ready to fly to their aid that only I can give!!!!!!!! Said Obama never.
“So to sum up: We’ve all agreed the guy with the troll mask goes on the IRS BOLO list and everyone else commenting at OTB goes on the NSA watchlist.”
lol… or the DNC donor list…
Alright, who put “Ich bin ein Wiener” in Austrian on my teleprompter during last week’s trip to Vienna?
Ok, dourest face gets to leave now and go do something useful.
“Ok, no one leaves this room until we find out who leaked that housefire joke…”.
And that’s the story of how Michelle and I got together. Okay, everyone back to work!
President: “OK, is Seal Team 6 ready if and when we locate Snowden via the PRISM thing?”
Little does Obama know that all of his advisers have been replaced with lifelike replications made of wax putty. Let’s see how long it takes him to notice.
“Turning to the next tab you will find Anthony Weiner’s cell phone records . . . “
“The next item on the agenda is lunch. Everybody okay with tofu burgers and the shaved parsnip and arugula salad?”
President Obama: “OK- Lemme see if I goth this thing straight…Who is on first and I Don’t Know on third?
Did he say, “splunge?”
“We are smiling, Mr. President.”
President Obama attends a PRISM damage control meeting in the Nixon memorial situation room.