Outside the Beltway

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1. Keith Martin says:
   Monday, 15 July 2013 at 03:29

   Sleeping on deck chairs beats having to look at these fat half naked blobs.
2. Niels says:
   Monday, 15 July 2013 at 04:19

   Waldo’s Mom finally got him to change his shirt.
3. John Burgess says:
   Monday, 15 July 2013 at 05:07

   “This heat wave is ghastly! Why, it must be 80 degrees already.”

   “Take clothes off to sunbathe? Sir! We’re British!!”
4. Mu says:
   Monday, 15 July 2013 at 06:01

   According to the GPS this is the best spot to see the eclipse. I’m not moving!
5. Hal 10000 says:
   Monday, 15 July 2013 at 06:55

   Weekend at Bernie and Bernice’s looks like a terrible sequel.
6. Moosebreath says:
   Monday, 15 July 2013 at 07:06

   The sunbathing dead.
7. Anderson says:
   Monday, 15 July 2013 at 07:57

   Despite its provocative nature, Ron and Ruth Jaborski’s suicide as performance art attracted no attention until the second day, when its aesthetics took on an olfactory aspect.
8. He who must not be named says:
   Monday, 15 July 2013 at 08:27

   The future’s so bright…
9. al-Ameda says:
   Monday, 15 July 2013 at 08:37

   “This is what George Zimmerman should have been doing back in February 2012”
10. Mr. Prosser says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 08:39

    You know what would go good right now, Marge? A double Metamucil on the rocks.
11. Tillman says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 08:56

    Just a few more hours and I can start photosynthesizing…
12. CSK says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 09:12

    Ever since a genealogist proved that they were 62nd cousins 17 times removed of Queen Elizabeth, Betty and Earl have enjoyed their own special version of reviewing the troops.
13. john425 says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 09:50

    MSNBC “journalists” scour the newsbeat.

    Female IRS agent: “Found a “progressive” tax-exempt you wanna investigate yet?”
    Male IRS agent: “Nope”.
    Female IRS agent: Are you lookin’?”
    Male IRS agent: “Nope”.
14. jd says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 10:02

    Climatologists at the beach hate to move their chairs more than once.
15. He who must not be named says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 10:40

    The international rage over the Zimmerman verdict continues as tens of thousands gather in Bournemouth.
16. He who must not be named says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 10:43

    Lines have bgun to form for the as yet unannounced iPhone 6.
17. David in KC says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 12:20

    Stupid Apple, I thought you were supposed to abet my porn addiction…
18. Paul Hooson says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 12:51

    Gee, I wonder why Delaney & Bonnie aren’t doing any new records these days. They must be retired or something….
19. Paul Hooson says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 12:53

    An elderly couple leave the coffee pot on and have a housefire. But, it doesn’t matter, they didn’t intend to leave their ungrateful kids anything anyway….
20. Tillman says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 15:08

    “Honey, where’s Junior?”
    “Hell if I know.”
21. He who must not be named says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 15:59

    Damn, when is Brian Dennehy coming back?
22. He who must not be named says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 16:05

    Won’t you pour me a Cuban Breeze, Gretchen?
23. rodney dill says:
    Monday, 15 July 2013 at 18:08

    Sitting in the front row of the Willie Nelson concert is to take one’s life in one’s hands.
24. john425 says:
    Tuesday, 16 July 2013 at 10:45

    Seniors use solar power to recharge their Prius seats.
25. Talmadge East says:
    Tuesday, 16 July 2013 at 19:23

    [Damn Hippies and their bathing suits].
26. Robert W. Armijo says:
    Wednesday, 17 July 2013 at 21:31

    Just moments after this photo was taken outside St. Mary’s Hospital where the birth of the next heir apparent is expected at any moment, this innocent looking couple were arrested by Scotland Yard under suspicion of being Anglophiles.
27. john425 says:
    Friday, 19 July 2013 at 14:52

    The “Walking Dead” cast on summer hiatus.