OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced after Tuesday, August 27th
There will be no Thursday contest this week.
FILED UNDER: Uncategorized, Contests
Alert Republicans quickly shot the foreigner and the game was allowed to resume.
This is my last gig. Someone complained they were using blackface on a white guy.
The baseball game drew controversy this week with its pregame Running of the Stereotypes.
Alex Rodriguez did find a way to remain in baseball. Or the stadium, anyway.
Quick! The Pittsburgh pierogies are getting away! Faster! Faster!
Even though I’m Chorizo, maybe if I win I’ll get to wear Bratwurst’s lederhosen.
the undocumented chorizo is going to win.
When Phish plays in an enclosed stadium, it’s hard to tell the freaks from the hallucinations.
I never sausage a close race. Who will be the wiener?
Rodeo clown fired for wearing Obama mask has a new gig.
During a short break in the game, the international media tried to get a scent of the crowd.
Sports Fans get first hand look at the damages steroids can do with the running of the chorizos and wieners.
Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio announce the 2016 ticket with Cruz wearing his, um, Canadian lederhosen.
No matter how far behind he got, Carlos Danger refused to drop out of the race.
They were fierce rivals, but it was their love affair that rocked the 2014 Olympics.
Calves like melons, all of them.
Russian athletes arrested for acting queer.
Everybody loves Chorizo. But nobody ever, ever likes to see how it is made.
Look everybody! It’s another one of them so-called “White Hispanics”!
Come on gang, we can all go to California and get married !
A mascot family had a housefire. No one was hurt. Fortunately they were portraying ethnic stereotypes for a game at the time….
Look everybody! It’s the other “White Hispanic”!
Mexican Stereotype Mascot: “Did you hear that Oscar Pistorius will plead not guilty in court?”
German Stereotype Mascot: “I don’t think that he has a leg to stand on….”.
“Quick! Let’s get out of here! This act seems too Gay for Russia!”.
“As bad as this gig is, it sure beats doing 8foot tall stupid sports mascot porn. That’s rough….”.
“Thank God I blended in so well that I sneaked right past security at the border. If you look like you belong here, you slip right in…”.
“It’s so refreshing to get away from those humiliating uniforms that they give you at Hooters…”.
The long-term abuse of human growth hormone can lead to Barry Bonds Head Syndrome.
I find it strangely disconcerting that each monster seems to have only one eye.
Because the giant vulva races only confused everyone.
Well, ok, as long as they each wear a helmet.
They don’t call it the warning track for nothing.
German Stereotype Mascot: “What do you Mexican stereotype mascots wear those big hats for?”
Mexican Stereotype Mascot: “That’s for all the chips and salsa….”
A firm Brat will beat a drippy Salsa every time.
The Wii Mii’s are loose! Everyone, run for your lives!
In showbiz parlance they are all called schlongs but at least they are all wearing jimmy-hats.
Playing The New Race Card: “White Hispanic’ is winning by a head…Wait a minute, folks…‘Brown Hispanic’ is rounding the corner now…Looks like a photo finish… And ’White Hispanic’ wins it by a nose!”