OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Hamid Khatib
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.
REUTERS/Hamid Khatib
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.
Last minute preparations for the Jihadi’s, radical Islamists biggest awards show of the year.
In lieu of the many recent foreign policy debacles, our new policy will switch to “walk softly and carry a big maraca”.
Citing a string of quality issues, Hamas will be adjusting their standards to meet ISHMAEL 2001.
Paint that up nice and pretty – it’s a sign of respect. After all, we may be gassing our own people, but at least we’re civilized!
“Here Barack, don’t say we never give you anything nice”
Syrian opposition prepares the “Order of the Golden Mortar” for future presentation to President Bashar Al Assad.
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Syrian opposition sprays K-Y lubricant — smuggled from Lebanon — on presidential suppository.
New on HGTV – Syria, Weapons Swap
Heh. Americans think bronze painted rounds are inert for drill purposes. They’ll never find our chemical weapons now!
Putin goldleafs a suppository for oBOMBa
NASA puts the final touches on their budget-trimmed moon mission.
Putin prepares
suppositorydildo for US foreign policy.Photo accompanying gist of Putin’s Op-Ed column: “B.O.H.I.C.A.”
(ed. note: Bend Over, Here It Comes Again)
And the clouds would catch the colours everywhere.
And that’s unique ‘cause I used to look at them a long time when I was little
And you don’t see that.
You might still see them in the desert.
The most beautiful skies as a matter of fact
Purple and red…
Sayid had to angrily talk down Ruhullah from launching his coveted Hugo Award for Best Short Story at the Alawites.
1) Ibrahim was quite embarrassed when Salim caught him “spray painting his weapon” again.
2) Two years later, UC Davis’s Casually Pepper Spray Everything Cop found employment in Syria.
3) “A buh?”
“No, a bomb.”
4) When the “found art” movement hit Damascus, it carried dangerous consequences.
And now for something completely different…
Dude, the sarin goes on the inside!
Saul prepares for his “mortar to Damascus” moment.
Putin on the ritzy gold paint.
With this double coating of WD-40 our Holy Mortar Round of Damascus will slide right through Israel’s Iron Dome.
Ah, the RPGG (rocket propelled golden grenade).
Amir came to regret agreeing to the regime’s proposal for a golden shower of mortars.
“Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade.”
Grease it up good, Achmed, then get it over to Man Country quickly! It is on Obama’s ‘enema’ list!
@OzarkHillbilly:
“Emir, I don’t think you’re using the right spray.”
“CONSULT THE BOOK OF ARMAMENTS!”
A sneak preview of the newly designed ‘Oscar’
One weird trick to add gold to your portfolio that the UN doesn’t want you to know about!
A fresh coat of paint for the illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.
Confident, confident,
Dry and secure.
Raise your arms…
Raise your arms
If you’re Sure.
Once again, the opportunity for achieving real lasting peace in the Middle East is painted over by the drive-by-mainstream media.
President Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize gets a makeover.