OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Photo by MUZAFFAR SALMAN/REUTERS
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
Photo by MUZAFFAR SALMAN/REUTERS
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced after Friday PM.
Salman stands ready at the cat-launch breech in his Aleppo strongpoint.
Grumpy cat has met his match.
I’m not sure I like where they’re taking the Bond series with this latest incarnation of Blofeld.
Blofeld, eat your heart out.
Edward Snowden. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were sequestered in Hong Kong.
“She told me to allergy-proof her side of the house or get rid of the cat.”
Based on his executive experience, his detailed and realistic transportation plan, and the success of his spaying and neutering campaign, the Richmond Times-Dispatch endorses Syrian Vice-President Mahmoud al-Hafr as the next governor of Virginia.
The spokesman for Obamapetcare says, “You can keep your cat if you like…”
John Rhys-Davies is a heck of a good actor, but I still don’t see why they’re rebooting Scarface in the first place.
Muzaffar strokes his lunch
He ran out of kitty litter once. Never again.
Kris Al-Kristi, running for Demagogue of Free Syria, takes a relaxing break from arduous campaigning at the Damascus Pita Bakery supply house.
Obamacare’s chief IT guy rests behind the website’s firewall.
We reject any Iranian influence in Syrian affairs. Not even the cat is Persian.
I always keep my kitty with me when I ever go off to war.
Somehow the producers of the latest JAMES BOND film failed to understand that by combining Blofeld and Oddjob into one new character called Blojob, was only laughable to audiences….
I’ve heard of hoarders…,but saving used cat litter is beyond absurd!
I hear the new JAMES BOND isn’t very good. Some hoarder is trying to corner the world market on used cat litter…..But, it has less than no value….
“Hey Pedro. Guard that unwashed dirty laundry with your life!”
@Paul Hooson: Lucid this morning, eh?
“Hee Hee, I’m making dumb jokes about this picture instead of surfing for porn like a normal guy would be doing right about now. Hee Hee….”
@rodney dill: I finally have WiFi again. In between my used car dealership and strip club ownership duties, I’m lucky to find the time. BTW, I tried out that spinning stripper pole, but got dizzy and nearly fell off the stage right away. I was quite a site. I wouldn’t make a good astronaut or stripper….
Not a good candidate for CAT FANCY’s owner of the month award…
Gee thanks Rodney for posting this lost and found cat photo. I lost my cat when I moved and I’m glad someone found him!
Don’t be fooled. The cat only loves the guy for his coke….
Did you hear about the earthquake in Mexico? It caused almost $50 in damage?
“Hey girls! Meet me at the Zoosk dating website. I love animals and I’m a wealthy businessman….You can’t go wrong with me on a date….”
@Paul Hooson:
Somehow both are reassuring.
THE SPY WHO LOVED KITTY LITTER
YOU”LL ONLY CHANGE THE KITTY LITTER TWICE
DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUN CAT!
Lolcat: “I can haz falafelburger? WTF is a falafelburger?”
I call him Pussy Lahore.
He has cat-like reflexes. The cat, I mean.
“You want to pet my what?”
@john425: probably tastes flawful…
(thought come to think of it this is a good day for a Kafta sandwich and some Hummus.)
I’m
too sexy for my cat
too sexy for my cat
what do you think about that
James Bond will return in LIVE AND LET CHANGE THE KITTY LITTER
James Bond will return in KITTY LITTER IS FOREVER
MR. WHIZ WHIZ BANG BANG
James Bond will return in ON HER MAJESTY’S SECRET KITTY LITTER CHANGING SERVICE
James Bond will return in A VIEW TO USED KITTY LTTTER
A cat causes a housefire tripping over a heater. The first thing he rescues is that dead mouse he was playing with at the time….
Where is homeless James Bond now that world needs him?
James Bond will return in LICENCE TO COUGH UP A HAIRBALL
@Paul Hooson: Thunderhairball.
James Bond will return in THE SPY THAT LICKED ME
James Bond will return in CASINO FRISKIES
James Bond will return in YOU ONLY LIVE NINE LIVES
James Bond will return in GOLDENPAW
James Bond return in LICK AND LET DRY
James Bond will return in THE CAT WITH THE GOLDEN PAW
“Hey remember that great scene in MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN where James Bond takes that Southern sheriff on vacation for a wild ride in that AMC Hornet hatchback that jumps that twisted broken bridge? ….Well, this movie does have that!”
“….And hey, remember that awesome giant, Jaws, with metal teeth played by Richard Kiel? Well, this movie doesn’t have that either….”
James Bond will return in OCTOPUSSY(No difference here for that name. You can’t write a joke for everything for Pete’s sake!
YOU ONLY JOKE ONCE, BUT THEN AGAIN AND AGAIN