OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Friday PM.

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  1. the solution… banning the tomahawk.

  2. Bringing a tomahawks to a gunfight… still a bad idea.

  3. JWH says:

    “Where is Dan Snyder?”

  4. grumpy realist says:

    “hey, hey–I know I overcooked the turkey, but can’t you let it pass just this once?”

  5. walt moffett says:

    Modern Times

  6. Mu says:

    Jack Sparrow was mistaken that hiding for 200 years would save him from the revenge of the Pentacostians.

  7. Franklin says:

    It’s the Brazilian Man March!

  8. Franklin says:

    Fruit flies like a banana. Arrow flies like a bullet.

  9. @Franklin: Later in the hospital the officer was quoted as saying, “…It was horrible… I was outnumbered… there must’ve been a brazilian of them.”

  10. Fog says:

    “Couldn’t you read the sign? It says no crack in the park!”

  11. Fog says:

    “Watch me closely, and follow along. First you put your right foot in and you shake it all about…”

  12. Franklin says:

    “Wait, relax, I just wanted to let you know that your butt crack is showing!”

  13. Franklin says:

    Brazil’s latest dance troupe: “Quiver ‘n’ my Boots”

  14. John425 says:

    Fearful Obamacare Navigator;” OK, OK! If you want to keep your witch doctor, you can keep your witch doctor”

    Native: “You feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?”

  15. He who must not be named says:

    Hey, slow down, I’m sorry about the plumber crack.

  16. He who must not be named says:

    “I will do it with my spear and magic helmet!”

  17. Franklin says:

    Officer: “Ahh! I see you’re from the sticks. Well I’m from Baton Rouge!”

  18. Pinky says:

    Mortal Kombat!!!

  19. al-Ameda says:

    “Before you fling that thing, one question …”
    “How come no women are interested in us?”

  20. Pinky says:

    the two worst Civil War reenactors in the world

  21. He who must not be named says:

    I’m not going to tase you bro.

  22. He who must not be named says:

    Been licking the pretty frogs again, have we?

  23. He who must not be named says:

    Ok, ok, we’ll double the minimum wage to $0.36 per hour.

  24. LorgSkyegon says:

    The songs says “Stop, HAMMER time.” It says nothing about tomahawks

  25. bill says:

    this is why “redskins” is an honorable name.

  26. jd says:

    Officer Custer was so confident he could handle the situation, he didn’t call for backup.

  27. Bkhuna says:

    Y.M.C.A.

  28. Franklin says:

    Dance-Off: Shirts vs. Skins

  29. Franklin says:

    Officer: “Excuse me, sir, we’ve had reports of a man holding a tomahawk.”
    Indigenous Person: “Haven’t seen him. You see, these are just arrows.”

  30. Mark Ryan says:

    WAIT! Tonto, it’s ME, Kemosabe!!!

  31. Mark Ryan says:

    Cop: How.
    Indian: Not way to say. You die!

  32. Mark Ryan says:

    Indian: Get off my beach, Beach!

  33. RockThisTown says:

    Meet the doctor you can keep under Obamacare.

  34. RockThisTown says:

    Ok, ok, we can smoke some peace choom!

  35. RockThisTown says:

    Reelin’ and-a toma-hawkin’.

  36. RockThisTown says:

    I didn’t set that red line you didn’t cross!

  37. John425 says:

    Native: “I’m damned tired of all you NSA types snooping ’round here!”