OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Photo by: Bebeto Matthews
Winners will be announced after Sunday PM.
Photo by: Bebeto Matthews
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Never again would the ale house run its “free beer for Santa” promotion during Santacon.
The “Red Shirts” muster to defend Christmas (the War of Atheist Aggression).
Today the non-smokers stand outside.
When your day ends such that you’re wearing a skirt in freezing weather and a pink hat instead of red, wouldn’t you want a drink too?
“We’re here to see the White Santa”
It was Christmas at the Ale House
The best time of the year
The Santas all were ‘appy
Their guts were full of beer
Out stood a naughty school girl
In the cold, hoping to get in
Kneesocks and bare legs
Skirt little barrier to the wind
She come to sit on laps
Many as it she had
To make it up to Santa
For a year of breaking bad
So let this be a lesson girls
If naughty you would be
You’ll spend Christmas with drunken Santas
Hardly a time for glee
“Santa got drunk and threw up.”
“Where?”
“On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen.”
(an old joke, not for the contest)
Guys in a Santa suit drink half price
Gals in half a Santa suit drink free
It turns out Santa’s Naughty-Or-Nice list can be malleable if you know how to persuade him.
The elf rasslin’ match is a big draw for Santas everywhere.
North Pole Pale Ale microbrew happy hour.
You serve one Santa and the next thing ou know, you’re a Santa bar.
The ‘Miracle on 34th Street’ showing was mistakenly advertised as ‘Beer Last Call on 12th Street’.
“Anyone care to split a designated sleigh?”
“Okay, seriously? Think this through. Fat. Ruddy cheeks. Jolly. He’s obviously wasted.”
No ma’am, I’m sorry but this is the naughty line.
Things backed up a bit when Joe Biden was hired as the bouncer and he insisted that everyone sit on his lap for a picture before entering.
A crowd gathered when a very intoxicated dyslexic Phil Robertson said he was buying drinks at the 12th Street Ase Houle.
bad resource allocation: twenty-five Salvation Army volunteers for one kettle
“They were all out to get Blitzen.”
“Alright, who pressed the Instant Santa app?”
“I’m shocked, SHOCKED to see gifting going on here!”
Desperate Obamacare Navigators offer a free brew for unemployed Santas if they sign-up.
K-Street lobbyists fuel up before approaching Congress.
That girl in the pink hat – Santa put something really nice in those stockings!
“Hey that girl in the short dress and white socks looks hot! I’d like to go down her chimney on Christmas morning!”
Biggest barroom promotion mistake of all time: “Irish Drink free Day”….