OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Stefan Wermuth
Winners will be announced next weekend.
REUTERS/Stefan Wermuth
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced next weekend.
Struggling actor Steve Smith wonders whether he may have mistaken the casting call for this Apple commercial for the one for the new Planet of the Apes movie.
Pollsters find their polling samples a little too broad.
Fruit! They said there’d be fruit!
The American people, in desperation, turn Congress over to literal orangutans in the hopes that some legislation will get passed.
Rodney Dill realized he was late with his new caption contest photo. It should, he thought, have been posted in Ape-ril.
College professor Dr. O. Ran Gutan holds his lecture outside on a beautiful spring day.
Gene Ray promoting his Time Cube theory.
What has Debbie Wasserman-Shultz done to her hair?
“If this gig doesn’t work out, there’s always the Washington Redskins”
RNC leadership considering how to reach a younger base
This is what you might miss while watching cute cat videos.
the nude scene from Mrs. Doubtfire II
“long left turn Clyde”.
@RockThisTown: insulting a primate is a misdemeanor!
Rodney Dill, trolling for racists, is skunked.
Looks like uncle got a new computer.
Bad hair day.
One day you are in charge of scheduling at the VA, the next you are on the street scratching your head without a job.
Given all the buzz about the new star wars, is it any wonder that they decide to make a sequel to “Any which way but loose”?
I am a writer and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn’t tell me what to write, and I don’t tell him what to do with his money.
For some, Mardi Gras is all year long.
“Yeah, laugh now! But, when the Great Ape Rebellion comes you won’t be smilin’!”
“Strange at how apes imitate man. For example, at this very moment many men on the Internet are either scratching their heads or scratching their balls….”
Another person who doesn’t understand my jokes….
The most politically incorrect movie ever made to appeal to college aged audiences: “PLANET OF THE DATE RAPES”.
“Ok, that’s it! My organ grinder is fired! He never shows up for work on time!”
“My college aged kid is acting weird. But, my wife says it’s just a phase….”
Paul Hooson sits perplexed at how to write a caption for this photo…
“Damn hippies. Never shave or bathe…”
“I hear that new MIGHTY JOE YOUNG isn’t so good. He’s not that mighty, nor that young…”
“Gee, I just don’t get that new Larry David pilot for a comedy….”
“….And I once tried to rejuvenate a picture tube using a bicycle….But, it didn’t work…”
“Yeah, I wonder whatever happened to that monkey when the old Ernie Kovacs show was cancelled?”
Casting calls note that the new Star Wars movie features a love interest for Chewbacca.
They said I’d find bananas at the fruit market, all they have is apples.
Is that a Mac? No, it’s an orangutan.
Hipsters approaching a whole new level of weird.
And yet NBC looked so surprised when “A GUY AND A GIRL, AND AN AFRICAN AMERICAN DUDE CROSSING HIS ARMS AND A MONKEY SITTING ON THE STEPS SCRATCHING HIS NUTS” was cancelled. Look what happened to Michael J. Fox, and he had better name recognition….
“Oh look, it’s that classic holiday event, “THE NUTSCRATCHER”….”
An old lady years past her prime years walks by on the street. She notices an ape scratching his nuts. She swells up with pride, “You sexy thing. You still got it!”
A member of Congress walks by on the street talking to a friend. The monkey throws feces at him. The Congressman remarks to his friend, “Well that’s unexpected……usually it’s the people who sit on the steps!”
An incumbent Congressman looks out at his audience for a political rally with some disappointment….
Guess who will be living in a public storage unit if the economy gets any worse?
The orangutan flash mob just didn’t quite materialize.
Let the feces flinging begin!
Are we not men?
Sheila, wearing a short skirt and high heels, still can’t draw attention away from the beautiful redhead.
Cheer up sleepy Gene, oh what can it mean…?
Guess who took the red pill?
Banana ice-cream, banana cake, banana soda, banana bread, even raw banana if necessary. drmrs 5/29/2014