OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Walla Walla Union-Bulletin, Matthew B. Zimmerman)
Winners will be announced Thursday
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday
Does this fur make my calfs look fat?
This new crackdown on jaywalking is getting a bit out of hand.
Insert gratuitous Sarah Palin reference here.
Once Michelle Obama’s vegetarian initiatives really took hold, wildlife began returning to traditional grazing lands near downtown.
Tragically, the latest Toyota Camry accelerator failure wiped out three of the last known Urban Moose.
The Bull Moose Party is back…sort of.
Protests in Maine after Governor LePage makes cuts to wildlife budget..
The “moose au chocolat” ordered by the First Lady for her evening snack arrive promptly from the caterer.
“Single” moose cows have a hard time raising the kids in the city. A new federal program is being announced tomorrow by Michelle Obama which would redirect millions of dollars to a new bureau…………………………
Enraged moose arrive at city hall to protest their “over-night sleeping” citations issued at local park. “And what’s with the “keep off the grass signs”? I’ve got 3 mouths to feed!” said the matriarch.
Three new candidates for the newly funded WH Petting Zoo approach the west entrance where Malika and Sasha will greet them with moss, acorns, and water.
After drinking the radioactive Pennsylvania water the squirrels took on some radical changes.
Scientists at the University of East Anglia blame man-made global warming for the southward extension of moose habitat. These moose are in DC.
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Palin supporters charge school union protesters. Story at 11:00.
Michelle”s morning workout with her two personal trainers.
Can we use the HOV lane under the “Ultra Low Emission Vehicle” exemption?
Quick! Hide the muffins!
Democrats realize that a Jackass isn’t big enough to represent their Party, so they are upscaling to a moose.
A moose once bit my sister.
… to Kalamazoo …
Now that they allow moose hunting in Central Park- the NYT pronounces it a “good thing for women and minorities.”
And now, here’s something we hope you’ll really like!
Charlie Sheen’s request for a kinky sex party gets a few unexpected guests.
Attempts to play moose, moose, moose, duck did not go well.
This time Glenn Beck has gone too far.
Actually, I think she is looking for the Bull Moose Party. Something about finding a no good ruminant who owes three months of calf support…
Run kids, run! Sarah Palin is catching up.
McDonald’s offers its new Monday special – Mooseburger.
1) While he’s not looking, a few lucky houseguests manage to escape the Charlie Sheen residence.
2) Northern Exposure: The Reunion?
3) Wait a minute…I remember this episode of Northern Exposure. It’s the one when Maggie turns 30, right?
A “single” mother moose. Gratuitous Palin references. Bashing Michelle. Think Dill’s a misogyinist?
{For the record I take no offense to the above referenced comments.}
ooops, misogynist!
Liberals respond to this dangerous situation by declaring this is a “Moose Free” zone.
Sarah Palin’s “Alaska” is now a hit with the local wildlife in the lower 48.
Damn Canadians! They walk around like they own the place.
New York Fashion Week solicits models with extremely long, sensuous legs
I smell another John Edwards paternity suit in the making.