OTB Caption Contest
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
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Like my kids? They’re a chimp off the old block!!!
Evolution is finally disproven.
“Get your hands off my Nikon camera, you filthy ape!”
“Oh great! I knew nothing good would come from that ape rebellion!”
Charlton Heston would not be proud…
“I hear that latest PLANET OF THE APES is not so good. Less CGI, more Halloween masks from the dollar store…”
Rodney’s Caption Contest Research & Development Department….revealed…
A sneak preview from that reboot of the 60’s spy TV show, but done with chimps….I’ll BE A U.N.C.L.E. ‘S MONKEY….
Sadly, this jerk thought he was having his picture taken with President Obama look-a-likes…He just took a look at the ears and assumed the worst…
Paul Hooson’s joke writing team….Never hire your relatives…
One of these apes has his hand of the shoulder of another. A relative of Joe Biden?
“Oh Christ, the Internet has caused people to devolve!”
Some years later Bob began to wonder if maybe he hadn’t been adopted.
He didn’t expect his address to the joint session of congress be such a zoo.
God damn Justin Timberlake!
“I wondered what ever happened to Ahmad Ahmadinejad and his family since leaving office in Iran?”
“I hear they work for peanuts…”
“Rudolph Giuliani really needs to change his staffers….They sure didn’t think before they wrote his talking points last week…”
Europeans are disturbed by the latest wave of immigrants.
Welcome to the Monkey House.
It’s not easy finding a suitable Presidential nominee in today’s GOP.
The Church’s primates after to debate Lent and bananas
“Most Republicans don’t think we’re more evolved than they are .. ‘
The blank stares resulted when Axelrod explained Obama’s ‘nuanced’ view of America.
“And the “Best Dressed Monkey at the Oscars Award’ goes to . . . . . . .
“I served with Bonzo. I knew Bonzo. Bonzo was a friend of mine. You sir, are no Bonzo.”
Candidates line up to become Obama’s new Ebola Czar after Klain’s departure.
Hillary’s 2016 Campaign Team is finally complete. Ready?
I love every ape I see: from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z!
New IRS hires gather for job orientation.
Never tell your literal-minded best man to order two dozen monkey suits for your wedding.
Recovering from his recent accident, Bono was able to laugh when the agency sent Bonzo, and not Bono, look alikes.
All those Harvard grads, and only one serious one……….
They won’t make a monkey out of me!!!
British tourist poses with Prince Charles impersonators
Pick-Up Artist Rule #1 – Surround yourself with people who aren’t as good-looking.
Bruce Jenner surrounded by doctors willing to perform his gender-reassignment operation.
We have found the missing link, and he is wearing a douchey hat and sunglasses.
The legions of Darwin pose before the conquered church of their enemies.
@RockThisTown: His recent traffic incident showed issues with Jenner were more significant than previously thought. He not only is going through gender reassignment, he is going through transracial, gender reassignment…. and becoming an Asian woman.
Where’s Waldo?
Now, if we only had some typewriters…
Devolution (its political definition, not its biological one) is finally proven to racists.
“♫Hey, hey. We’re the monarchy♫”
The alternate ending for 12 Monkeys is even more confusing.
Monkey see monkey dude.
human in the middle
You’ve got a story about Angela Merkel dressed as a prostitute? We’re all ears!
One of these things is not like the others…….
One of these things just doesn’t belong……..
Can you tell which thing is not like the others……
By the time I finish my song!!!?
After getting fired from Celebrity Apprentice, Kevin Jonas sought comfort from his close friend Andrew Siciliano and family!
“♫One of these things is not like the others…….
One of these things just doesn’t belong……..
Can you tell which thing is not like the others……
By the time I finish my song!!!?♫”
*I saw Armijo with the lil music notes so….
I hadta have some TOO!!!
“Get your stinkin’ paws off me you damn dirty ape.”
“Damn us! Damn us! Damn us all to hell!”
“Hey, Chuck, how’s it hanging? Get your stinkin’ paws off me you damn dirty ape!”
The White House press pool takes a selfie with the president.
The White House press pool pauses to pose for a selfie with President Obama.
Ape One: “What was your favorite STAR TREK aliens?”
Ape Two: “The Kardashaians..”
Ape One: “How can you tell a Jew at a strip club?”
Ape Two: “He’s the guy putting pennies on the stage…”
Ape One: “Too bad about Spock…”
Ape Two: “Yeah, make no Bones about it….”