OTB Caption Contest
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
(REUTERS/Andrew Harnik) 7/28
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
(REUTERS/Andrew Harnik) 7/28
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Om mani padme hum…
This hat will really catch some eyes at Churchill Downs.
Secret behind the scenes photos from the new Star Wars movie showed a whole new look for Obi Wan Kenobi.
And they said Obama wasn’t a Christian.
It’s obvious these robed men are not Supreme Court Justices. They allow cameras in the room.
John Kerry prays that the Sorting Hat won’t put him in Slytherin.
“So long as you wear this hat, you will have magical power to convince Middle Eastern leaders and Vladmir Putin. Unfortunately, no power either in heaven on Earth works against Republicans….”
Wait a minute… does that say “DUNCE” on the side?
“A blessing for health & happy yachting . . . “
“7 & a quarter, 7 & a half, 7 & three-quarters . . . nope, none of these are big enough.”
“If Teresa makes a sizable donation, could you change the name from Kelaniya Temple to Kerry Temple?”
“Wait. Is this hat windsurfing-proof?”
I pray the “cone of silence” will help you in future negotiations. “What?”
At a key point in his visit, here Mr. Kerry is about to become briefly aware of the Human Ice Cream Cone tradition.
“I hereby christen you Maha-Heinzah, ruler of all ketchup!”
“I’ve thought long and hard about this. Your Delta Tau Chi name is… Flounder.”
Little Rabbi Fufu,
I don’t want to see you,
Standin’ up the wannabe Vice,
And boppin’ him on the head.
/yeah yeah … rabbis, monks, what’s the difference?
I was for being sorted into Hufflepuff before I was against it.
“….nope…..tall hat rusary make doofy long face look normal”
“Ok, sing it…..Hey-hey he’s a Monkee, people say he monkee around….”
Monk: “why yes, I gave the same hat to Ted Cassidy back in 64”
{{{background music playing, “This is the end” over and over }}}
“Wait, will that thing sear … ummm … something … into my memory?”
Brahmin meets Brahmin.
“That public engagement aide is so fired; all this orange makes my tan look artificial.”
“Okay, I know what a one-L lama is, and a two-L llama, but what’s a three-L lllama?”
“A really big fire!”
“Now, rise as a loyal Water Buffalo…”
“Thank you, Mr. Kerry, for the delivery of the traffic cones.”
Now wait a minute. Let’s sort this out. John Kerry is from a Jewish family, and supposed to be Jewish. But, instead they decide to be Episcopalians. But, that would be too easy, so they raise John Kerry as a Catholic instead. And now, just to mix it up some more, we see John Kerry praying in a Buddhist temple. – At some point. John Kerry will be member of every possible religion and his own one man walking National Council Of Churches….
Who knew that Frankenstein’s monster was religious?
Well, that’s the strangest America’s Got Talent act ever!
“All of this ceremony just to coronate Kerry with a dunce cap? Don’t you think this is a little overdone?”
The Buddhist priests bless Kerry by singing that great hymn, “Rama Lama Ding Dong”.
Kerry thought bubble: “If Bruce Jenner can cross over, so can I.”
So Mr. President, with all due respect……he’s standing on a pedestal, I’m still as tall, I gotta full head of hair, he’s a chrome dome, and the dudes wearing orange! And I gotta listen to his crap chant?
“Somehow colorizing those old universal Pictures Frankenstein movies really loses something in the process…”
“Hey Mildred, come look! They’ve colorized THE MUNSTERS, and gee does Herman’s makeup look cheap!”
“So this is what it took to lose to George W. Bush?”
“Is this a magic hat like my one in Vietnam?”
Lurch: “…odd timing for that question but, yes, I unconditionally support the first amendment….BUT….”
Kerry: “What? wait. What is this Brit Milah ceremony I have to go through?”