OTB Caption Contest
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
From the director’s cut of Torch Song Trilogy.
Having torn down the Statue of Liberty as “degenerate French” Donald Trump organized a “Miss Liberty” show to pick the model for the replacement.
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled asses…”
Auditions for Blue Man Group politicized this year.
Give me your tired, your poor, your housewives with too much time on their hands……
The Devil wears rusted copper……
The sequel to Ghosbusters look terrible.
When shown the picture of the protest, President Trump’s response was: “7 … 6 … she’s a 7 … maybe an 8 … 5 … 7. Look … a person who is very pro-immigration is very hard to be a 10.”
The Turquoise Woman Group, the awkwardly named and less popular sister act of the Blue Man Group.
/with apologies to Ms. Gore, who beat me to it
I’m not kidding, that girl’s head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy in parts!
@Franklin: Doesn’t bother me, it’s actually a panned director’s cut from an Avatar sequel.
Dish on the street is that James Cameron has run out of financing.
Audiences disappointed in live action Smurfs.
Trump, You’re Fired!
“We are the pamperions, my friends . . . .”
Ok, all of you . . . back to France!
‘Burn baby burn, disco inferno,
burn baby burn, burn the mother down”
Hmmm . . . glaringly missing from the ‘Refugees Welcome’ signs is “In My Backyard”.
Aw, lighten up, ladies.
Q: How many Amnesty Internat’l activists does it take to change a torch?
A: None. . . . they prefer the darkness.
“Dammit, Alice, shouldn’t this color have more yellow in it? Who had responsibility for the paint order?”
@Janis Gore: “Well, we had to match the sheets. They were on sale at Target.”
Gateway Pundit headline: Sheet-wearing torchbearers threaten peaceful conservative gathering.
With tax season behind them, the Liberty Tax sidewalk crew takes to the streets.
@Janis Gore: Editor’s revision: Sheeted torchbearers threaten White House
KKK files trademark infringement suit against “Blue Monday” protesters
L.iberals E.agerly S.upport B.luing I.ts A.ngry N.onsensical S.isters
@Janis Gore: Overheard: “But that headgear’s cooler than ours.”
Lady Liberty’s opposed to Donald Trump taking liberties with the ladies?
Sean Hannity scoop: Soros plan discovered! Subliminal image to be embedded in advertising to influence President Trump! Fox & Friends targeted! Details at 10.
Despite all the positive press, some sex dolls had to be returned for rework…….for a variety of reasons.
Cyan is the new orange.
Women who look like they might be offended if they walked into a hardware store and asked the male clerk for something to seal up a draft from a leaky window and the clerk tells them, “I have your caulk right here…”.
“Am I blue?”.
Ladies: you must know by now that you cannot mix certain fabric colors in the washing machine.
Trump won, blue-staters. Get over it.
It’s a grand old bag…
Now I know I had too much tonight; I’m seeing multiple Statues of Liberty right before my eyes.