Outside the Beltway

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1. OzarkHillbilly says:
   Monday, 26 December 2011 at 13:51

   Newt’s campaign staff work feverishly on their wish list for Santa:

   “The Iowa Caucuses, South Carolina primary, Virginia primary, Florida….”
2. Doug Mataconis says:
   Monday, 26 December 2011 at 15:23

   On second thought, calling everyone into the White House Situation Room during the annual Christmas Party may not have been a good idea.
3. Chris says:
   Monday, 26 December 2011 at 15:31

   Pentagon contingency planning, Al Queda Santa Claus assassination plot edition. Hate the War on Terror yet?
4. Linton says:
   Monday, 26 December 2011 at 16:11

   Oh, you meant a War BY Christmas not a a War ON Christmas.
5. Mr. Prosser says:
   Monday, 26 December 2011 at 16:14

   NORAD has really really allowed discipline to become lax while tracking Santa.
6. JKB says:
   Monday, 26 December 2011 at 16:25

   That’s the problem with everything these days, to many Santas and not enough elves.
7. Dazedandconfused says:
   Monday, 26 December 2011 at 16:40

   “We must not allow a Reindeer Gap!”
8. MaggieMama says:
   Monday, 26 December 2011 at 17:34

   Strange things started happening at US Central Command after some Second Louie thought it would be cute to give the stealth drones operating over the Spin Ghar Mountain Range names like Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.
9. MaggieMama says:
   Monday, 26 December 2011 at 17:36

   Glad I don’t have to buy the cookies and milk for this crew!
10. MaggieMama says:
    Monday, 26 December 2011 at 17:45

    Real men checking on the work being done by an imaginary person. Now if only we could get Congress to stop their imaginary “work” and consider real persons’ problems.
11. Michael Hamm says:
    Monday, 26 December 2011 at 20:13

    Global warming alarmists dress for the “unexpected” drop in worldwide temperatures.
12. John425 says:
    Monday, 26 December 2011 at 22:17

    Day after Christmas–Santa’s Obama’s elves confront all the Payables accrued.
13. John425 says:
    Monday, 26 December 2011 at 22:23

    Staffers of the newly-anointed Kim Jong Un prepare somber funeral for his Dad.
14. G.A.Phillips says:
    Tuesday, 27 December 2011 at 08:10

    I am just wondering how much those Dollar Tree Santa hats cost US?
15. Ole Sarge says:
    Tuesday, 27 December 2011 at 09:31

    The new military once all the regulations and instructions are rewritten to the “One’s” approval.
    BTW this isn’t the winter “holiday”
16. David says:
    Tuesday, 27 December 2011 at 15:27

    Which one of you secret Santas wrapped up the predator drone? BEST PRESENT EVER!!!
17. mannning says:
    Tuesday, 27 December 2011 at 17:45

    Santa’s Asian campaign is going full tilt, with one helper per household
18. Peterh says:
    Tuesday, 27 December 2011 at 19:30

    Where’s Waldo….duh…..
19. PeterOly says:
    Wednesday, 28 December 2011 at 12:09

    And in other news; the War On Christmas is going much better than the Wars on Terror and Drugs because on this battlefield our Intelligence can actually figure out who is naughty and who is nice.
20. KRM says:
    Wednesday, 28 December 2011 at 12:39

    “Just lucky, I guess,” said Ralph upon being randomly selected to wear the green “coffee elf” hat for the 5th year in a row.