Quote of the Day – Abstinence Education Works Edition

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“I don’t think anyone on this team knows what ‘schism’ is, let alone could use it in a sentence. I thought it was an STD when I first heard it and I was like ‘whoa, we preach abstinence in these parts.’” — Minnesota Vikings DE Jared Allen

2 responses to “Quote of the Day – Abstinence Education Works Edition”

  1. I think it’s safe to say that Jared Allen isn’t a big Anthrax fan.

  2. Or even Tool.