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Steven L. Taylor
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  1. Daryl Avatar
    Daryl

    BREAKING;
    SefDef has instituted a new “minimum penis size” standard for US War Fighters.

    1. Eusebio Avatar
      Eusebio

      I think this is probably satire, but I just can’t tell anymore.

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      1. CSK Avatar
        CSK

        It is satire. Sara Haines on The View suggested it sarcastically.

    2. Slugger Avatar
      Slugger

      This is euphemistically called bone spurs.

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    3. dazedandconfused Avatar
      dazedandconfused

      His attitude towards blacks suggests a maximum, not a minimum.

  2. Kathy Avatar
    Kathy

    I would recommend choosing flights operated by Airbus built aircraft.

    FAA now lets Boeing issue their own airworthiness certificates for the MAX and the 787.

  3. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    Sometimes letters to the editor are great to read.

    Two lines from a citizen in today’s Houston Chronicle letters concerning the truly awful Republican Senate candidate Ken Paxton that made me laugh out loud:

    True to form, Republicans are closing ranks around the most toxic hairball ever coughed up by a Texas primary

    and

    “Who has two ethically compromised thumbs and is open for business? This guy!”

    and

    All of us in Texas should be reassured by Webster that will save us from roving gangs of Sharia law zealots who are also transgender vegetarians that force-feed broccoli to children and old people.

  4. Daryl Avatar
    Daryl

    Two American soldiers were killed in Iranian attacks on a Jordan base in retaliation for US air strikes.
    Clearly they had low-t and needed to be sacrificed.

    1. Eusebio Avatar
      Eusebio

      Listening this morning to the Iran war daily podcast co-hosted by Malcolm Nance, he said the air base in Jordan had been hammered, and went down a list of base facilities that were known to have been hit. This was before we knew that US servicemembers had been killed. It’s his opinion that Iran has figured out how to defeat the Patriot missile batteries.

      1. Daryl Avatar
        Daryl

        There are some who say our bases are being pummeled by the Iranian Air Defense that Fatso says have been decimated.
        Personally, I think Fatso has low-t.

  5. JohnSF Avatar
    JohnSF

    In the other championships:
    Argentina 24 England 31.
    Yesss!

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  6. JohnSF Avatar
    JohnSF

    And England 6 France 4
    Double yessss!
    One of the best matches of the tournament.
    As I suspected: with less at stake to play for, both teams decided to just go for it and play football as best they could.

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    1. dazedandconfused Avatar
      dazedandconfused

      I see certain similarities to basketball. For the players, as Charles Barkley put it, tongue in cheek: “When you play defense nothing good happens.” Hard work and nobody sings your praise except the coaches.
      The serious type of the stuff? First thing to go when the boys just want to have a good time.

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