8 responses to “Scientific Study Of The Day”

1. 

   sam

   April 9, 2013 at 1:56 pm

   “And they’re showy, too, right out there, front and center on our upright bodies (i.e., they don’t retract), as if they were meant to be seen as part of the décor. Why?”

   Why, indeed. I can’t recall who, but someone I once read (or heard) used this fact as proof conclusive that there is not god, or if there is one, he’s not very bright — Because, this fellow said, what kind of god would design us so that our clyde was right there in front subject to all manner of danger as we quick-stepped through the bush jungle trying to stay ahead of all those big nasty things that wanted to make a meal of us. I mean, you’d think that you’d want both hands free to hold to on the spear…
2. 

   Franklin

   April 9, 2013 at 2:04 pm

   What kind of cockamamie study was this?

   /sorry, just wanted to get the balls rolling
3. 

   Tyrell

   April 9, 2013 at 2:48 pm

   Is this story on the up and up?
4. 

   J-Dub

   April 9, 2013 at 2:59 pm

   Let me be the first to confirm their findings.
5. 

   rudderpedals

   April 9, 2013 at 3:18 pm

   The competition was not stiff. And yes, our vice mayor tested a variation involving flapping said johnson out the window at 90mph but all the females registered downvotes.
6. 

   Stonetools

   April 9, 2013 at 3:40 pm

   An outstanding use of government funds.
   Too bad I’m not equipped to take advantage of the findings :-(.
7. 

   michael reynolds

   April 9, 2013 at 5:08 pm

   @Franklin:

   Franklin will be appearing at the Comedy Shack. . .
8. 

   rodney dill

   April 9, 2013 at 9:03 pm

   Roosevelt was right when he said, “Speak softly……”