This nearly-year-old video was given new life on Digg. It’s amusing but doesn’t actually answer the implied question, “Here’s Why The German Language Sounds Harsh To Most People.”
Why German Sounds Harsh
Here’s Why The German Language Sounds Harsh To Most People
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On the other hand, it sounds funny when their loan-words (for instance, “die Camembert” for the cheese) are pronounced exactly as they would be in the language it came from. “Die jeans” is, despite J signifying a different kind of consonant sound in German, pronounced precisely like we pronounce “jeans.”
This video reminds me of the Simpsons bit when Lisa is going through the Russian quarter of Springfield.
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You ever heard Dutch? It sounds like a throat disease. And Arabic, Mandarin, Cantonese and Vietnamese aren’t exactly mellifluous.
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Yeah, when I went to the soccer matches in Rotterdam. I thought that Dutch sounded like something between English and German which would stand to reason.
I find Arabic and Mandarin on the other hand quite beautiful.
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I’ve long held that Dutch isn’t a language, but a really elaborate prank of some clever German speakers.
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@Rafer Janders: I always thought Flemish was even worse.
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@Rafer Janders: Cantonese can sound abrupt, certainly, but it’s not harsh. Personally I like the tonal languages.
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@Franklin:
Cantonese can sound abrupt, certainly, but it’s not harsh.
Not harsh, but as you say, abrupt and often quite short. I lived in an East Asian country with a large ethnic Chinese population for several years, and to my ears Cantonese didn’t exactly ring with music.
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This is kind of in the ear of the listener. Speakers of Romance languages find English harsh. On the other hand, Brahms Lullubay and Silent Night sound to me quite tender in the original German.
True, and English and German are very closely-related cousin languages. But since England, unlike Germany, was conquered and colonized by French speakers in the 11th century, English then imported and incorporated many more Latin-based Romance words than German has.
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I find Arabic and Mandarin on the other hand quite beautiful.
There’s a lot of variation in spoken Arabic between the Arab countries, so it depends a lot on where you are, but being cursed at in Arabic can have a pretty back of the throat guttural ring to it.
Not that I’d know that from first hand experience, mind you…..
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I loved the video. It made me laugh out loud.
One of the consequences of American monolingualism is that we Americans think of other languages as having particular sounds, but we never think English “sounds like” anything. Because, to us, it’s simply communication. But when we hear a foreign tongue we don’t understand, all we hear is a string of strange sounds. When I was a child listening to my grandparents converse with each other in Polish, I perceived that the Polish language had one word in it, and that word was “mush.” My grandfather would go “mushtity mush mush,” and grandma would reply, “mush mush MUSH.” That’s what it sounded like to me.
But, apparently, speakers of other languages do definitely think of English as sounding like something, just as we think of their languages that way. In the ’70s the Italian singer Adriano Celentano did a song in gibberish designed to approximate the sounds of English to Italian ears (it’s sort of the equivalent of Chaplin’s mock French/Italian nonsense song from Modern Times). You can see it here:
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@SC_Birdflyte: I thought it was “Spanish to God, Italian to men, French to women, and German to my horse.”
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@Kylopod:
One of the consequences of American monolingualism is that we Americans think of other languages as having particular sounds, but we never think English “sounds like” anything.
If you want to know about water, don’t ask a fish.
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@Mikey: That’s essentially what my brother (who’s extremely literal) told me last night after I sent him the video. Obviously the guy’s exaggerating it for comic effect. But I still think there’s a lot of truth to it, even if the words were spoken less gruffly.
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@Rafer Janders:
Eastern Dutch pronunciation does sound like a throat disease. I was in a train to Nijmegen and a couple was speaking and every g sounded like death rattle. It is not as bad in the South and West of the country. The South in particular is a bit softer.@Neil Hudelson:
The differences from German are strong. G, U, and SCH sounds do not have equivalent German phonemes (or equivalent phonemes in any language I know of). The Dutch underground exploited this in WWII by having their passwords filled with those phonemes. When the people heard the mispronounced code words, they knew it was a German spy. -
@Kylopod: That is frikkin’ hysterial.
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@Tillman: Actually, your recollection is more accurate than mine. That was what Charles V supposedly said.
