Caption Contest Winners
The Boat to Now Where? Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(AP Photo/Eric Gay)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Dyre42 – Barges? We don’t need no stinking barges!
Second: steve – A three hour tour my ass!
Third: yetanotherjohn – As the truck drove away, Popeye was heard to say “How embarrasking”
HONORABLE MENTION
Elmo – As more and more PUMA’s abandon ship, Biden was heard to mutter: “I Think We’re gonna need a smaller boat”.
markm – “Ok guys, if THIS doesn’t work I say we build a giant wooden Badger and….”
Maggie Mama – Gee, Lieutenant, where’s Proud Mary?
Bithead – Transformer technology comes to the Coast Guard
charles austin – Cheating at the bass fishing tournaments has really got out of hand.
anjin-san – “The fundamentals of the economy are strong”, insisted Captain McCain.
G. A. Phillips – Some try to organize a community, and then again some try to save it, no matter what the cost, how they look, or what people think, say or do to them.
elliot – Periscope?? Periscope my ass….AHHHH!
Wishes On A Speedy Recovery Award
John425 – Psalms, 107:23-30, KJV
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Prepare the deployment of the USS Barack Obama, community organizer intervention skiff.
“Does this make my stern look fat?”
AFLAC!!!!
The 
Thursday Contest is glad he found love at tall.
Okay, lets try to put all the weight near the rear of the boat. We don’t want to plow through the water. 🙂