Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, October 6, 2008 · 2 comments

The Smmmmokin’ Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(Alexander Demianchuk/Reuters)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Bystander – A McCain aid celebrates after finding the snowball that put the Senator on the ’08 ticket.

Second: markm – In a show of unity and bipartisan support, Madam Speaker Nancy Pelosi takes to the House floor for a pre-bailout vote speech.

Third: Dennis – Number 1 on the top ten list of least favorite super heroes….Skunk Man.

HONORABLE MENTION

Bithead – Remember kids, If you smoke after sex, try a lubricant

yetanotherjohn – Ayers holds a modest political rally for Obama.

elliot – “There is a method methane to my madness.

charles austin – “I’ll kill the rabbit. Arise storms! North winds blow, south winds blow! typhoons, hurricanes, earthquakes, SMOG!”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“You’ve got a bracelet too… Well I’ve got my spear and magic helmet.”

“Run… its an obamalanche….”

“Carbon offsets?… we don’t need no stinkin’ carbon offsets.”

The Monday Contest is already blowing its own horn.