Caption Contest Winners
The Love Story Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
(Issei Kato/Files/Reuters)
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: yetanotherjohn – Jar Jar Binks is doing well on the pro tennis circuit
Second: Elmo – I’m just not too sure bout the new Bond chick?
Third: Bithead – The job of being Bill Clinton’s secratary had some rather interesting requirements.
HONORABLE MENTION
Floyd – Impressed by this remarkable feat? “Chipmunk Cheeks” has two more in reserve!
Bystander – Producers of the upcoming Catwoman movie were impressed when she actually hacked up a hairball while auditioning for the lead part.
John425 – Suck! Don’t blow!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Do Not taunt happy fun ball.
Thank God the line judge knew the Heimlich maneuver.
The 
Monday Contest has already condemned stem cell research.
