Caption Contest Winners
The Mother Goose Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Bithead – Over Goose’s objections, Santa decided to buzz the tower.
Second: charles austin – “Hey, get the flock off my float.”
Third: Triumph – Another typical liberal “spreads the wealth.”
HONORABLE MENTION
FormerHostage – Disgusted with the crass commercialization, Santa gave everyone the bird!
Rachel Edith – In a bold move, Barack Obama has appointed Santa Claus to his Cabinet.
markm – UAW President Ron Gettelfinger gives a rousing speech at the UAW Solidarity House Christmas party. The theme of the speech was “now is not the time to finish killing the golden goose”.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
The new President unveils the mechanism of his “Sprinkle ’round” economy.
Obama presents his new plans to goose the economy.
“No really… duck duck DUCK”
Kancho man
As God is my witness, I thought Turkey’s could fly.
The 
Thursday Contest didn’t know about firestone.
Woo hoo! Like Avis, I’ll try harder Rodney.