Caption Contest Winners
The The Sweet Potato Pie Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Cowboy Blob – Honey, with the convenience of interchangeable parts, why d’you always gotta wear the biggest ass? (“…but you always say size doesn’t matter.” – rodney)
Second: steve – What a lovely flower. I guess you’re not just another masher.
Third: Bithead – OK, who stole the couch?
HONORABLE MENTION
Don Singleton – I don’t feel stimulated. I am just bloated with all the pork.
Maggie Mama – Sometimes a task is just too large for one person, hence the Obama Administration has named two “Food Czars” to oversea the struggling FDA.
G.A.Phillips – You know, if your gonna be nudist, WORKOUT ONCE IN A WHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“No I don’t think a tinfoil hat is a good idea, especially at 400 degrees for 20 minutes.”
“Let’s make some tater tots.”
Wanna go get a Spudweiser?
The Monday Contest is as common as an honest democrat.