Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, April 27, 2009 · 2 comments

The Thus Spake Zarathustra Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Jacquelyn Martin)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Stormy Dragon – Phase 2 of Hulu’s evil plan to destroy the world begins on schedule.

Second: bystander – Sesame Street unveils their new delivery system. It is reported that it is now able to reach Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood.

Third: Elmo – A lil sumtin to calm my nerves? Sure …. Thanks. Leave the bottle.

HONORABLE MENTION

charles austin – “Houston, we have a problem. We appear to have lost one test-tickle.”

markm – Futuristic Elmo visits the Hockey Hall of Fame to view Lord Stanley’s Cup…in the future.

G.A.Phillips – Scared shitless Elmo?

Bithead – Do you like my new space ship? Kermit made it. Uh huh! He riveted alllll over it!

hpb – always thought it was Little Green Men.

Hodink – “Uh, please take me to your Leader.”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Well then just what did you mean Perez Hilton, when you said I would get to see Uranus?”

Dennis Kucinich prepares to depart for the mother ship.

NASA aggressively pursues their new mission to deploy the Teleprompt-O-Matic 10000

Overcompensation for something

The Monday Contest is already in a hole, and is digging faster…