OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
Winners will be announced Monday PM
(AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)
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“My next plan for saving the economy? Gimme a second, I’ll go yank it out…”
J.
I didn’t leave Michelle at home — she’s right over there!
Hang on there, Elsie, no more carbon releases please!
Looks like Governor Perry’s spouting off again.
Tim?
That’s legal in 12 States
City Slickers III – trailer…
“Didja spend another Trillion $’s today Mr. President?”
“Day ain’t over yet.”
Obama’s just ahead of the news cycle when it comes to shovel ready jobs.
@MstrB: So it’s illegal in 45 states?
Is that where eggs come from?
David Plouffe says before we try to out-Perry Rick Perry again perhaps we should find someone who’s actually been on a farm before.
All asshat, one cattle.
Cow!
That’s where wagyu comes from?
Secret Service Agent thinks to himself, not again.
Hey look – Congressional Democrats are delivering their economic recovery plan.
Throw her under the bus.
How do you milk this one? I only see one teat.
Obama: “BIDEN!!…get over here……oh, that’s cows ass”.
A horse’s ass meets a cows ass.
That smells almost as bad as Paul Ryans budget.
Glad we got Joe out of there.
No cojones …!
“Greenhouse gas, greenhouse gas!”
You! You over there. You’re supposed to faint in my presence.
No, that’s…….because I say so.
OOoops.
No. that’s the head……..because I say so.
“Nice doggie.”
Quick: Which one is not like the other?
The President: Are those cowbells?
Secret Service Agent: No, Mr. President, those are Mountain Oysters.
“The Farmer won’t have a Holstein after we tax half of it away.”
Obama: “That’s not a horses ass! I’m the horse’s ass.
Obama: “Is that something we can regulate?”
Obama: “Get that thing out of my garden. It’s eating my arugula.”
@rodney dill: heh. Really bad pun. I love it.
Will you pull my finger?
He sure does point a lot in these caption contests.
Obama: Only two things come from Texas, steers and Rick Perry.
Secret Service Agent: Good one, Mr. President.
So that’s why that call it a longhorn.
Jersey? No, I’d better not.
@OzarkHibilly: The Secret Service Agent. The other two are still generating more teat suckers.
@OzarkHibilly: The Secret Service Agent. The other two continue to spew BS daily.
@OzarkHibilly: I’ve never looked at a bull’s testicles long enough to discern an appreciable difference.
@OzarkHibilly: The Secret Service Agent. The other two have bad associations with Chicago.
@charles austin: Heh, I knew I would be getting some answers, That’s why I asked the question.
@OzarkHibilly: The Secret Service Agent. The other two won’t be around on February 2013.
Can Malia ride the pony?
Hold on a second, agent Stark, I just had one of my “messiah” moments. I know the Volt isn’t doing so well, but suppose we had a lot of mobile gas transmission pipes …….damn I’m good….
Tell me again how much we pay you to room & board this critter…..
…so the steer showed Obama what he thinks this administration.
Whew! I didn’t know green jobs smelled so bad.
Ah, the emperor’s invisible cape. Such a nice shade of red.
The schmaltz of the toreador.
All your tenderloin are belong to us!
Good Lord, now’s he’s going on about cows created and saved.
@OzarkHibilly: The Secret Service Agent. He’s the only one that obeyed the “Keep Off The Grass” sign.
See if we can hire him to write my speaches.
Hey! He memorized one of my speaches!
At least Obama is out standing in SOME field.
What’s the fifth leg for?
Is that where the eggs come out?
@ charles austin: Sorry I didn’t see yours. Disregard mine.
Quick! Somebody stop him; save the ozone layer! What? No, the bull is fine.
Does he have a birth certificate I can borrow?
I think I see my new economic policy forming…
Okay, this Feng Shui class is a little bit out there.
No, Mr. President, you should stick to just kissing politician ass.
“Oh look, another ‘Butter Cow’! I guess I stand corrected: global warming was a myth after all.”
“Wait a doggoned minute here! One Golden Calf at a time, please?”
“Oh look, there goes another sacrificial cow…Sure glad it’s not me.”
“Hey there, Betsy. I haven’t seen you, since when? The Nativity scene in Kenya, wasn’t it?”
Pausing to pose for pictures with Yvonne, the runaway cow, Republicans were quick to accuse Obama of running for President of the EU.
HBO and David Simon announce their newest series, sort of The Wire crossed with The Simple Life as Herc and Carver are reassigned to combat meth labs in rural Missouri.
The last time I saw ankles like that, no, I better not.
Far from the maddening herd…
“Wait a minute. I think I’ve seen this before…Any second now, Jim Carrey’s head is going to pop out of the end of that cow.”
“Have the Levites pitch their tent here and the Tribe of Benjamin over there. And for Yahweh’s sake, will someone dip that calf in gold and have it mounted? We want to surprise Moses when he returns from the mountaintop, not bore him to death.”
“Why isn’t there a 4-H Club ‘Obama for President 2012’ campaign sign hanging off that cow’s [BLEEP]?”
“Why isn’t there a 4-H Club ‘Obama for President 2012’ campaign sign covering that cow’s bottom round?”
“Would somebody please slap an ‘Obama for President 2012’ bumper sticker on that cow?”