Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

The Government IN InAaction Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Monday, January 31, 2011 · 4 comments

The Government IN InAaction Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Michael Hamm – Brett Favre announces the he is indeed finally retiring.(…and I’d figured he was headed for the Bears… – rodney)

Second: Jodie – Must have been the salmon joke. (Obama still doesn’t know who Chinooki is… – rodney)

Third: FormerHostage – Two men enter. One man leaves!

HONORABLE MENTION

charles austin – Tonight we’re going to party like it’s 1929!

charles austin – They know it’s a cheap trick but cannot constrain themselves as Obama saws the deficit in half right in front of their eyes.

G.A.Phillips – Obama finally stops talking?

DMan – Obama declares that he will cut spending.

JazzShaw – The only real bipartisan support came in response to the call for expanding Obamacare to cover “augmentations” for strippers.

Lady Logician – “FREEBIRD!!!!!!!!”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Obama: “Let me keep this short….”

There’s an app for that.

“…a guaranteed annual year…”

“Damn it feels good to be a gangsta”

Calls for encore after the rendition of ‘My Motherland.”

“Bring on Fearless Freep!”

The Monday Contest is already disposing of nuclear waste.