Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Here’s a good one for turkey day

Charles Ommanney / Contact for Newsweek
Winners will be announced Tuesday PM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Here’s a good one for turkey day
Winners will be announced Tuesday PM
See, look, My numbers told me we would win….
“I’m thinkin’ thumpin’.”
Clearly, Mr. Rove failed to take the curvature of space-time into account in his calculations.
“As God is my witness I thought these turkeys could fly.â€
“I have that election day victory plane landing here 2 hours ago…what do you supposed happened to it?”
“Hmmmm. They just officially changed the words. Instead of ‘Hail to the Chief’ it is now ‘To hell with this Chief.'”
This GPS receiver says we should have taken a right at Albuquerque.
More leftovers.
Yep. The GPS confirms it: We’re just to the right of centerline politics… but not by much.
Lost.
Sure I can ‘hear you now’ ..I’m standing right next to you, you idiot.
Okay…so with this new Zune thing I can play a song only THREE times after you send it to me?
I gotta call Alberto and see if that’s legal.
Now Tony just stand on that yellow line and you’llbecome a middle of the road Republican
Okay, we’ve crossed the line…now what?
“Do you think it meant he was pissed when he told us to wait for the next Air Force One?”
“Rumsfeld’s out. You’re doing a heck of a job, Rovie.”
It’s your mother…she asks if you just ‘stepped on a crack’.
“Having paid my penance I am ready to serve again. Will need your help. Also do you know the IM address for that cute new page?”
Mark Foley
“Just a second Ken, Barbara Bush is calling me from Argentina. Hi Barbara …, hey …, who is this?”
“Now that you’ve come out from behind the curtain, follow the yellow brick road.”