Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
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US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
REUTERS/Jim Bourg (UNITED STATES)
US PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION CAMPAIGN 2008 (USA)
“GAAAAACKKKK!!! He touched me! Somebody get me the Germinex!”
Come, Igor, we must go to the laboratory.
McCain steps in Colin Powell’s endorsement.
Obama gives McCain a little sample of his natural gas energy plan.
As he was about to grab Obama, McCain’s advisors quickly stopped him. Telling him that was not what they meant when they told him to lick Obama in the debate.
I was working in the lab, late one night,
When my eyes beheld, an eerie sight.
For my monster from his slab began to rise,
And suddenly, to my surprise,
He did the mash, He did the monster mash
The monster mash, It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash, It caught on in a flash
He did the mash, He did the monster mash
Echoing all America, who are pert tired of the election …..
Wrong way McCain goes for the cheap laugh … but furgits libs doan have no sensa humor.
McCain seen here doing his M.J. tongue after screaming “JUST GIVE THE ME DAMN ACORN, KOBE!!!!!!! I”M OPEN!!!!”
(With the impending abridgement of the First Amendment via the “Fairness Doctrine” every caption henceforth must come with a “fairness” caption to offset it. Why? Because I love Big Brother. And you better too.)
Nosferatu is looking better than I would have expected.
John McCain wants to take away your health care and cancel Social Security.
The Waco kid has been locked up a little too long.
Senator Obama is going to change the world!
Not to go all Palin-drome on ya, but, “A man, a plan, a canal…”
Are you The One?
McCain was heard to say, “It’s Oktoberfest. Let’s Chicken Dance!”
McCain “Good sweet Jesus, the man can even convincingly talk out of his ass”
McCain “Awe GREAT, I just stepped in a pile of Obamasocialism”
McCain “..bro…stop spreadin’ the wealth already, jeeeeze”
Obama releases part of his green gas policy during the debate. McCain, caught off guard, could only say “aaaack”.
Offstage from Cindy- “Stop, I said KICK his ass.”
Steve
John McCain remembers his grandfather’s advice and takes a moment to stop and smell the roses.
Sarah Palin is unqualified.
Senator McCain overheard Senator Biden talking to Senator Obama and decided to act upon Joe’s advice to “gird his loins.”
Electing Senator Obama president will make the rest of the world like us again.
Don’t laugh, you’ll be doing this soon too.
John McCain is a doodyhead.
He ain’t no Larry Craig, but I guess he’ll do…
McCain doing his best media impersonation.
Ewwww. He’s so skinny you can see his rhoids through his pants.
Steve
“Vietnamese psychoprogrammers tell me to…MUST RESIST!!!”
chsw
On this week’s episode of Dancing With the Political Stars ….
Though quite edgy … Johnnie Mac’s impression of Keith Olberman opening his mail. Failed to get a laugh from MSNBC’s three dozen viewers.
McCain: Arrgh! I think that guy cut one!
McCain seen here doing his M.J. tongue after screaming “JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN ACORN, KOBE!!!!!!! I”M OPEN!!!!”
The mere aura of the ONE almost turns McCain into a cool aid drinking, talking point chanting zombieroot, luckily his gland medication fought off the the L virus in time for the debate.
McCain gives his Joe Biden impression on the Letterman show.
Ewwwww! Socialist Cooties!
Are you ready Sarah?
It’s the BIG ONE.
McCain steps in Obama’s socialism pile.
Like much of America …. Johnnie Mac chokes on the words Mr. President. When addressing Senator Obama.
I like big butts, and I cannot lie
HOW I WISH HE WAS TRAILING ME – HERE, THERE, EVERYWHERE