Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Natalie Behring (UNITED STATES ENTERTAINMENT SOCIETY ANIMALS)
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
REUTERS/Natalie Behring (UNITED STATES ENTERTAINMENT SOCIETY ANIMALS)
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Cross-dressing in Times Square is not going to get you noticed by casting, Rex.
What did the dog say to the nervous mailman? Okay, I’ll bite, what?
Yes, we are here to premier our new song..”Fleas Release Me”….
Their barks are bigger than their bites.
Who said ‘New York is going to the dogs’? We just made the playoffs!
I can’t believe they gave Obama “Best in Show.”
Dress me up will he! I’m planning to piss on his shoes the first chance I get.
Agents K and J have disappeared working this assignment, so try to look inconspicuous when you’re sniffing crotches today.
No no, doofus, this is New York. Here we bite Katz.
How many times do I have to tell you? You wait for the director to shout, “Cut” before you pee on his shoe.
My agent thinks I’m a shoo in for this Urban Lassie gig. Saving little Timmy from that malfunctioning subway door ought to be a piece of cake.
Any dog can be bred back to the original wild mongrel within three generations, some just may have a harder time breeding than others.
This is why I oppose gay marriages. They can’t breed and it just leads to them dressing up dogs.
With the sunglasses, no one recognized spuds McKenzie nor the taco bell chihuahua.
Didn’t you get the memo, dog owners ride free.
This is Obama’s urban base. Any questions?
With the Obama administration’s pay caps, the replacements hired by the financial firms had o take the subway.
First it was the Bird flu. Now it’s the Swine flu. Some terrified New Yorkers are traveling incognito hoping to avoid the anticipated Canine flu.
It is imperative that we all lower our carbon pawprint, daaahhliink. So we have decided to adopt rather than have our own litter. Gabriella here has found the most adorable Basenji pup.
Stay cool. Robert and Brenda Vale will never recognize us in these bitchin’ disguises.
Meet Puddles and Poo (her brother)
Your carpet and lawn they’ll cover
Believe me, it’s true
When they are through
They’re cuter from this end than the other.
“Our owner’s idea of a motor coach tour. Geez.”
Schnauzer? I don’t even know her.
Ingognito.
Michael Jackson and Elvis were sighted after reincarnation.
A master with stinky feet.
Excuse me, did you just call us a couple of bitches?
Obama demonstrates his new homeland security attack dogs; his latest weapon in the War on Terriers.
The new border guards demonstrate Obama’s seriousness on keeping America sovereign.
In order to sell Obamacare, Obama attempts to enlist veterinarians to his cause.
You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? Well I’m the only miniature Schnauzer wearing sunglasses here. Who the fook do you think you’re talking to?
Can I get a woof woof?
Whaddya get when you combine a George Benson song and an Al Pacino movie?
Eeef it looks like Obamacare, walks like Obamacare, and talks like Obamacare …
The Village People reunion tour didn’t turn out quite as expected.
Pets across the country are in hiding after reading this headline from New Zealand: “Save the planet: eat a dog”.
“Do u c what I c?”
“Whoa, is that Bo?”
Speciest!