18 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Janis Gore

   May 7, 2003 at 8:18 pm

   Smile, Annie.
2. 

   MommaBear

   May 7, 2003 at 8:26 pm

   Is that 110 or 220 being applied to my nether regions?
3. 

   James Joyner

   May 7, 2003 at 8:32 pm

   Damn, MB. 🙂
4. 

   Katewerk

   May 7, 2003 at 8:40 pm

   Sonja put down the binoculars briefly, certain she had caught a glimpse of the Russian nuclear submarine that carried her beloved Sergei home to port…
5. 

   Janis Gore

   May 7, 2003 at 9:41 pm

   Lisa will not be returning to the French hairdresser.
6. 

   Cricket

   May 7, 2003 at 9:53 pm

   X-men practice make up for minor character
   New Stephen King novel jacket cover…”Carrie II”
   New look for Natasha in “Rocky and Bullwinkle
   Declassified photo of alien in Roswell, NM
7. 

   frank

   May 7, 2003 at 10:44 pm

   Sally gets her game face on for the Powder Puff Game.
8. 

   Tom

   May 7, 2003 at 10:58 pm

   I was running late for my date and I figured what the heck, I can dry my hair in the tub…
9. 

   42nd SSD

   May 8, 2003 at 12:28 am

   Man, that undertaker really needs to go back to beauty school… and iron wool makes really fake-looking hair.
10. 

    Michelle Y.

    May 8, 2003 at 6:48 am

    Lightning BETTER not strike twice.
11. 

    Romulus

    May 8, 2003 at 8:46 am

    Bozo’s evil daughter to be the bride in Fox’s new reality show, To Death do Us Part.
    Judicious Asininity
12. 

    jen

    May 8, 2003 at 11:16 am

    I have no caption, but I vote for Romulus’ with Momma Bear’s as runner-up.

    ROTFLMAO…
13. 

    pooke

    May 8, 2003 at 2:13 pm

    Condi Rice does Natalie Maines makeover for this month’s cover of Madamoiselle.
14. 

    Terry Oglesby

    May 8, 2003 at 2:37 pm

    “Just dial down the middle–C-A-L-L A-T-T!”
15. 

    Rachel Edith

    May 8, 2003 at 9:03 pm

    Permanent make up!
    The “in” thing.
    Not always successful.
    But usually.
16. 

    John Lemon

    May 9, 2003 at 4:42 pm

    Twice as attractive as Destiny, and $999,999.00 cheaper.
17. 

    PoliBlogger

    May 10, 2003 at 9:25 am

    I am woman, hear me roar.