17 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

1. 

   Daniel Morris

   June 11, 2003 at 11:15 pm

   Hillary signs a book for another of Bill’s “special” friends.
2. 

   Eric

   June 11, 2003 at 11:17 pm

   Bottom photo:

   “You’re kidding! Not YOU, too?!”
3. 

   Paul

   June 12, 2003 at 12:10 am

   TOP

   (everybody sing)

   “Your eyes pop out like a bug eyeded mullet…”
4. 

   Rodney Dill

   June 12, 2003 at 7:10 am

   PICTURE #1

   You mean I could really run for President?
   …why the idea had NEVER crossed my mind!
5. 

   Rodney Dill

   June 12, 2003 at 7:14 am

   PICTURE #3

   James Joyner at OTB is using my picture for WHAT?
6. 

   MommaBear

   June 12, 2003 at 8:33 am

   Am I not the Best Poseuse you have ever met?!
7. 

   Steven

   June 12, 2003 at 8:52 am

   For #3: “I don’t care if you were one of the three actual authors: get lost!”
8. 

   Laurence Simon

   June 12, 2003 at 9:04 am

   In these three photos we see Hillary getting high praise from Tom Cruise, a surprise visit from her husband Bill (who suggests that she would make an even better President than he did just to hear the applause), and sex tips from Helen Thomas.
9. 

   Hermetic

   June 12, 2003 at 10:15 am

   Hilliarybot demonstrates facial expression modes 23X- Extreme Happy Surprise, 6B- Pride and Joy, and 7A- Interested Listening.
10. 

    Paul

    June 12, 2003 at 1:20 pm

    BTW Steve– That first report on Drudge was wrong, therre were FOUR true authors not 3.
11. 

    Brett

    June 12, 2003 at 2:20 pm

    (Another partisan rotten tomato, Jim; not a troll, since you know me:)

    “Meet your next President, folks, namely, ME. If that don’t just ruffle your feathers a bit. . .”
12. 

    Rachel Edith

    June 12, 2003 at 2:38 pm

    “In answer to your question, when I become President, my husband as First Philanderer, will, of course, need his own Oval Bordello.”
13. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 12, 2003 at 4:52 pm

    PICTURE #2

    Make Over $500.00
    New Pen for book signing: $50.00
    Legal fees and other sundry items: $millions
    ____ (but, paid by well-meaning contributors)
    Bullet to secure Vince Foster’s silence: $1.00

    …Brokering YOUR silence, on your husbands adulterous affair, into a US Senate seat, an $8 Million dollar book deal, and a soon to be announced Presidential bid.

    PRICELESS!!!
14. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 12, 2003 at 4:55 pm

    PICTURE #2 (alternate)

    Hillary thinks of the day, Buddy, Bill’s last friend in the family, died.
15. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 13, 2003 at 11:48 am

    Bottom Picture

    Hillary could only respond with the “Deer in the headlights” look, when yet another book buyer leaned over and loudly proclaimed, “I’m really glad you could forgive Bill, but I knew Nelson Mandela, and Honey, You’re no Nelson Mandela.”
16. 

    Kevin Aylward

    June 13, 2003 at 12:01 pm

    Middle pic.

    Hillary Clinton, a shadow of her former self.
17. 

    Hodink

    June 13, 2003 at 12:07 pm

    “Knock Knock.”
    “Who’s there?”
    “Hillary.”
    “Hillary who?”
    “Contrite, erudite, Candidate Hillary.”
    “Who?”
    “And tonight, live from the Grand Old Opry in Nashville we have the country diva Hillary performing her version of, as only she can sing it, ‘Stand by Your Man’!”
    “WHO?”

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