CAPTION CONTEST

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CAPTION CONTEST

James Joyner

July 11, 2003

Comments

Time for another OTB Caption Contest^TM.

Write your own caption in the comments section below
DRUDGE REPORT 2003Ã‚®

26 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

Paul

July 11, 2003 at 11:42 am

Lennon reacts with disgust as John Kerry tells him for the third time he served in Vietnam.
Paul

July 11, 2003 at 11:47 am

Beatle John Lennon ties to flee a crowd of fans but is followed by an unidentified man of French origin.
Norbizness

July 11, 2003 at 11:53 am

“Hey, will you sign my copy of ‘Catcher in the Rye’?” (audience groans)
jen

July 11, 2003 at 11:55 am

This isn’t a caption, but a question:

Has Kerry always had that unibrow? I’m thinking he must have that waxed these days.
Paul

July 11, 2003 at 12:15 pm

Somewhat off topic… I could not remember Mark David Chapman’s name so googled “shot John Lennon”

After following the first link I learned that Lennon was killed by a conspiracy between Nixon, Ronald Reagan and Stephan King….

I wonder if Aaron Brown knows about this.
Graham Lester

July 11, 2003 at 12:56 pm

“Mr. Lennon, I’m a big fan. Can I help you get through the airport with that great big bag of dirty laundry?”
“Sod off, kid, that’s my wife you’re talking about.”
Paul

July 11, 2003 at 1:08 pm

Hopeful democrats scored a coup this week when they released this photo, claiming that Kerry was really the 5th Beatle.
Pietro

July 11, 2003 at 1:57 pm

“Hey, that’s not Paul, it’s some French guy! SECURITY!”
“Wait, don’t arrest me – I’m a Vietnam Vet!”
Anonymous

July 11, 2003 at 2:32 pm

John Lennon angrily reacts to the news that Maharishi Mahesh Yogi sent only a low level assistant to meet him.
Terry Oglesby

July 11, 2003 at 2:33 pm

Oops, crap!–the one above about the Maharishi is mine. Forgot to fill in all my information. The Maharishi sends his regards.
Jeremiah Lewis

July 11, 2003 at 2:34 pm

Imagine there’s no WMD’s….It’s easy if you try!
Kevin Aylward

July 11, 2003 at 3:21 pm

John Lennon and the mysterious 6th Beatle.
apps

July 11, 2003 at 3:27 pm

Strangly enough, the gentleman on the right was explaining that the key to wedded bliss is to marry a complete and utter maniac.
Rachel Edith

July 11, 2003 at 4:11 pm

“This bloke dislikes our bumper sticker,
‘Honk if you love peace and quiet.’
He says Yoko, he and I should get in bed
and have a Bed-In For Peace.
Anybody know this guy?”
Matthew

July 11, 2003 at 5:03 pm

After years of being set upon by angry fans that accused her of breaking up the Beatles, Yoko Ono took to wearing complicated disguises when traveling with John in public.
Cricket

July 12, 2003 at 12:32 am

Got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues and you know it don’t come easy…

Ringo Starr
Rodney Dill

July 12, 2003 at 3:51 pm

In a dream sequence John Lennon revealed to Senator Kerry: who really was behind the plot to JFK, what is really hidden in Roswell NM, Area 51, and where Saddam hid the Weapons of Mass Destruction. Upon being awaken, Kerry could only keep muttering-
“The Walrus is Paul….The Walrus is Paul…”
Rachel Edith

July 12, 2003 at 4:00 pm

Statistics show that two out of three people become famous.
Rodney Dill

July 12, 2003 at 4:06 pm

I vote for Rachel Edith’s entry, I saw nothing innately funny about this picture, but I think she hit the nail on the head.
Sean Hackbarth

July 12, 2003 at 9:22 pm

Rachel’s rocks! But here’s my try:

Kerry and Lennon at a Howard (the Duck) Dean meetup.
Wind Rider

July 12, 2003 at 11:08 pm

Hey, did you know my friend here is a Vietnam Vet?
Laurence Simon

July 13, 2003 at 2:57 am

John and Yoko, before her corrective surgery
Tim

July 13, 2003 at 3:09 am

Hey Ringo, tip the delivery boy would you?
Vonnie

July 24, 2003 at 11:33 pm

Long sought after proof that in a prior life, before facial-hair corrective surgery, Senator Ted Kennedy served as a body-guard to the Great One.