Outside the Beltway

Comments

1. Matthew says:
   Saturday, 19 July 2003 at 14:01

   “Quick, help me cover up my compassionate conservative campaign themes for 2004 before the media sees them!”
2. Daniel Morris says:
   Saturday, 19 July 2003 at 14:23

   Trying to relive his youth, President Bush “walks like an Egyptian.”
3. Tom Royce says:
   Saturday, 19 July 2003 at 18:09

   Look out, here comes the Congressional Black Caucas. You are about to officially declared “not black enough” by the CBC…
4. Hodink says:
   Sunday, 20 July 2003 at 00:34

   “Mr. President, take dancing lessons. Nobody does The Fly anymore.”
5. Scott Harris says:
   Sunday, 20 July 2003 at 01:31

   Quick hide. Here comes my white southern base.
6. Rodney Dill says:
   Sunday, 20 July 2003 at 20:58

   Quick!! hand me the 2 iron. Oops! you’re not my caddie !?!
7. Rodney Dill says:
   Sunday, 20 July 2003 at 21:00

   President Bush demonstrates his Texas two-step style that has most recently come in handy keeping him ahead of a missing WMD debacle.
8. Tony S. says:
   Monday, 21 July 2003 at 02:18

   Let me show you how to do the “robot”. If Tony Blair can do it, you can too!
9. Rodney Dill says:
   Monday, 21 July 2003 at 07:25

   Emboldened by the apparent success of his
   “Bring ‘Em On” statement, President Bush
   attempts to “throw down” with Helen Thomas, yelling.
   “Draw MoFo”
10. Paul says:
    Monday, 21 July 2003 at 08:09

    “you put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about..”
11. Chortle says:
    Monday, 21 July 2003 at 11:05

    “Ok, seal off the area. We have achieved our goal. Posters. Big promotion. Acting like it really matters. Time now to renege on our financial commitment and champion a new cause.”
12. Rodney Dill says:
    Monday, 21 July 2003 at 11:59

    “Hey man, put your arms down, there’s people tryin’ to breathe around here.
13. Big Lou from Brooklyn says:
    Monday, 21 July 2003 at 14:28

    Darryl Strawberry, once again having escaped from rehab, is foiled from making his getaway by an alert President Bush.
14. Timmer says:
    Monday, 21 July 2003 at 14:50

    I just can’t ignore the obvious:

    It’s fun to stay at the
    Y
    *M*
    CA.

    C’mon all together now!
15. Bouhaki says:
    Monday, 21 July 2003 at 16:45

    “Mr. President, we think it was the act of disgruntled Democrats again. The RESPECT one lip syncs to the Aretha Franklin song. The CARING one is your remarks from the swinging baby’s mouth in a rap song with your voice. ‘Ay yo trip boo, da bling bling measure of true compassion is da boo-yaa results. Don’t you know, bama, me a generous and caring cave boy. I axe you, chickenhead, is our children learning? Yo, we be geese. Chill!'”
16. Rachel Edith says:
    Monday, 21 July 2003 at 23:00

    Kudos to Timmer for Y *M *C *A.
17. Daniel Morris says:
    Tuesday, 22 July 2003 at 01:38

    See! It’s so much easier without a Segway!
18. Lasting Magic says:
    Tuesday, 22 July 2003 at 10:05

    “Yep, I was a crossing guard as a kid. See?”
19. Robert says:
    Tuesday, 3 February 2004 at 08:44

    Another example of Bush’s efforts to hold back minorities from getting ahead in the USA.