Outside the Beltway

Yes, in Knoxville, TN, Church Avenue and State Street cross each other. The sign sits out in front of a Presbyterian church, just a block or two from the courthouse.
“The Corner of Church and State” by Wyoming_Jackrabbit is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0

CAPTION CONTEST

James Joyner
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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


Write your caption in the comments below.
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Thanks to Steven Taylor for the photo.

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35 responses to “CAPTION CONTEST”

  1. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    Test pilot for the new Bush Bucket that will be needed to carry Pres. Bush’s pair around now that he’s caught Saddam.

  2. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    President Bush learns about the capture of Saddam Hussein.

  3. Tim E Avatar
    Tim E

    What the troops who caught Saddam made him do in exchange for not tying him to a tree and stuffing a grenade in his trousers.

  4. Lawren Avatar
    Lawren

    Mazda–Roomy enough for all your packages.

  5. BA Avatar
    BA

    The French play football very differently than Americans.

  6. Jessica Avatar
    Jessica

    STDs and their side affects.

  7. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    After his trip to the Never Land Ranch, Filipe’ was never quite the same.

  8. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    Queer Eye for the Straight Guy blooper reel.

  9. Jessica Avatar
    Jessica

    “Look at me! I’m a pretty little ballerina.”

  10. Norbizness Avatar
    Norbizness

    Val Kilmer! Noooooooooooooo!

  11. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    France attempts the second launch of its fledgling space program, the first attempt being a dismal failure when the little Frog’s hand slipped off the liftoff device.

  12. Matthew Stinson Avatar
    Matthew Stinson

    It was after Antonio’s total breakdown on the field that Roma decided to lift the ban on sex before big soccer games.

  13. CGHill Avatar
    CGHill

    Introducing the new Mazda 6.

  14. Zygote Avatar
    Zygote

    Look Ma! No Nads!

  15. John Cole Avatar
    John Cole

    The new Mazda crotch rocket, while late in the test phase, was still causing significant user discomfort.

  16. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    From now on, all celebratory activities on the playing field must exclude genitalia. Take yourself to Vegas and get an act.

  17. Todd Avatar
    Todd

    Signs that you are a closet masochist: self-inflicted wedgies.

  18. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    One of the lesser known dangers of being a Spammer comes from sampling too many of your own male enhancement products.

  19. Hermoine Avatar
    Hermoine

    “Wow, for a minute there, I had an Alzheimer’s moment and forgot how to take off my shorts.”

  20. Bouhaki Avatar
    Bouhaki

    Flash Dancing 2003

  21. Lasting Magic Avatar
    Lasting Magic

    Tired of flying under the radar in the presidential race, John Edwards gets noticed.

  22. Birk Avatar
    Birk

    Russian women’s athletics to once again come under scrutiny.

  23. Hodink Avatar
    Hodink

    Tina’s mom is a soccer star.
    Everybody gasps!
    Tina’s mom has balls.

  24. Hermoine Avatar
    Hermoine

    Prince Henry of Wales plays association football.
    “Pay attention Harry! Practice your arabesque later, bloke.”

  25. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    John Hinckley Jr. on an unsupervised visit with his parents.

  26. Steven Avatar
    Steven

    The deadly nuclear self-wedgie, executed to perfection.

  27. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    No longer being content with just submitting multiple entries to the OTB Caption Contest, Rodney Dill takes to posing for Caption Contest photo’s to garner more attention to himself.

  28. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    “Thank you for your support.”

  29. Sarpy Sam Avatar
    Sarpy Sam

    OOOOOH That feels sooooo gooood.

  30. Hillary Avatar
    Hillary

    If Bill had known this technique for keeping his pants up he never would have been impeached.

  31. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    Who’s a silly boy? C’mon, who’s silly now? That’s right, Philipe’s a silly boy…mmmmmmm.

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