25 responses to “Caption Contest”

1. 

   mark

   April 13, 2004 at 7:51 pm

   “Aw, crap! If someone would have told Bob Dole it was Christmas, Bob Dole would have worn a Christmas tie! Why doesn’t anyone tell Bob Dole these things, dammit?”
2. 

   King of Fools

   April 13, 2004 at 7:52 pm

   { Finally! My opportunity to drink the Republican kool-aid. }
3. 

   Hermoine

   April 13, 2004 at 7:58 pm

   “Yo Newt, that’s enough to keep both of us very busy for a long time. Check with Bob to see if he has any Viagra on him.”
4. 

   Rachel Edith

   April 13, 2004 at 8:07 pm

   Next – “All I can say is ‘Jingle Bells!’”
   Bill – “Woooooo, you right about that, boy.”
5. 

   Elvis

   April 13, 2004 at 8:23 pm

   “Her name is Monica. It’s like I told you. You don’t always have to marry ’em, silly.”
6. 

   Erick Erickson

   April 13, 2004 at 8:25 pm

   No man, I’ve already had her. Trust me, stick with Mary Ann.
7. 

   Rob A.

   April 13, 2004 at 9:20 pm

   Clinton: [Whispered] Ok, Ok, I’ll get you a cup of tea, Monica.

   [Full voice] Hey Newt, look over there, Reno “dropped” her pen again!
8. 

   Rodney Dill

   April 13, 2004 at 9:31 pm

   “Hillary!! Put down that chainsaw!”
9. 

   cz

   April 13, 2004 at 10:00 pm

   Clinton: “Yoink!”
10. 

    Rodney Dill

    April 13, 2004 at 10:22 pm

    Bob: “Psst, Here Bill slip one of Bob Dole’s little blue friends into Newtie’s cup while he’s not looking. You thought he was a stiff speaker before? Wait’ll you see this.”
11. 

    Oliver

    April 13, 2004 at 11:00 pm

    Bill Clinton: Always between two boobs.
12. 

    Dick

    April 14, 2004 at 12:25 am

    Loudly: Hey!! Lookythere willya!
    Sotto voce: OK, Monica, under the table, quick!

    or

    Hey Monica, Dole’s got a Viagra pup tent – help him out willya so we can all get up and leave this meeting.
13. 

    Keith Taylor

    April 14, 2004 at 4:21 am

    “Hillary, get your coat. That bitch came in the same outfit as me.”
14. 

    McGehee

    April 14, 2004 at 9:58 am

    Later Clinton would tell reporters, “I did not have sexual relations with that Speaker.”
15. 

    Rodney Dill

    April 14, 2004 at 10:06 am

    Fortunately, Bill had the wherewithal to surreptitiously slide the cup, with lipstick marks around the rim, over in front of Newt just as Hillary walked into the room.
16. 

    Matt

    April 14, 2004 at 10:50 am

    I don’t know about you Bill, but in Congress we like to hold their heads like this.
17. 

    BA

    April 14, 2004 at 3:48 pm

    “See, I told you she could fit that cigar up there.”
18. 

    Rodney Dill

    April 14, 2004 at 4:07 pm

    Janet Reno always pulled the same gag on Bob Dole everytime they played Simon-says.
    “OK, Simon say’s, with your right hand grab the cup or glass of the person to your right.
    Oh, Sorry Bob. You’re out again.”
19. 

    Hodink

    April 14, 2004 at 5:35 pm

    Newt – “We’re all human and we all goof. Do things that may be wrong, but do something.”
    Bill – “I hear that!”
    Bob – “Clinton, you low-life sleazebag.”
20. 

    Rodney Dill

    April 15, 2004 at 11:12 am

    Newt: “Hey! Is Buddy doing what I think he’s doing to Socks? Maybe we should stop him.”
    Bill: “Naw, Its alright, better just to let him finish.”
    Bob: “Finish? Jeez, I wish I could just even get started.”
21. 

    Todd

    April 16, 2004 at 4:43 pm

    As the cockroach climbed across Lincoln’s portrait the President and the Speaker debated who was best positioned to kill it, while Senator Dole reminisced about the good old days when he too could squash a bug.
22. 

    Rachel Edith

    April 16, 2004 at 9:04 pm

    “Ok, Newtie Patootie. 2004 has Dean, a Northern boy, capture the imagination of the Democratic Party but Kerry will carry. So, wanna know my prediction for 2008?”
23. 

    Hermoine

    April 18, 2004 at 7:27 pm

    “Hey, Newt. Bob has that ughhh look. Did you sneak some Ex-Lax to him again?”