Caption Contest
Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.
Write your caption in the comments below.
Courtesy Brett Marston
Write your caption in the comments below.
Courtesy Brett Marston
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“I’m a’ comin’ through, and they ain’t no way no Buddha’s gonna stop me. Don’t make me get mah gun. . . “
Once Raoul decided to join the war against Islam he decided to take his fight right to the top. Unfortunately though, for all concerned, Raoul did not know one eastern religion from the other.
The New Delhi Statue of Liberty
Give me your poor, your tired, your weary, striving to win back outsourced jobs
It turns out the path to true and eternal enlightenment does involve an automatic rifle.
/scrawlville.com
The climactic scene from the Buddhist remake of “Rocky”
“I don’t believe this! I came all the way to the other side of the world to defend America, and Janet Jackson is getting ready to flip me the bird!”
The Great Buddha of Kamakura will smote you, unless you know the secret word, and it isn’t shrubery!
one word slang for the daily volunteer…
“Goldfinger”
Forgive me:
“Mmm, dark meat …”
“I’m sorry, Mr. Moore. I realize you’re filming a documentary, but you can’t block this stairway”.
Buddah’s lost quite a bit of weight, and he appears to be back in shape. Must’ve been Atkins, right? Wrong! It was the soldier who held him there at gunpoint so he’d stop eating so much.
Happiness is a warm gun
(Bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
“No Thanks, looks kinda heavy to me.
I wanted a Buddah Lite
I see that you’ve prepared for our contest, Sidhartha. But your Strikes from a Million Incarnations attack will not prevail against my Gun-Fu!
“Got your nose!”
“Ha ha ha! But seriously, stay where you are.”
Doink
“Remember the golden rule my son…
The one made of gold,
Makes the rules.”
“Yes, Senator Kennedy, I’m prepared to fight for the leadership of this country, I served in Viet Nam, you know.”
Statue in the likeness of George Clinton, placed by fans, to honor the star of Parliament Funkadelic as immortalized by the Outsidethebeltway Caption Contest
“Yes, size matters.”
“Go for graven images, little man?”
Well, in deference to my source (here), I’d probably have to say, “combat trumps consciousness sometimes, too,” or something like that. . .
“If I time this spitwad just right, I can hit his hat brim and pull it over his eyes.”
Ah. You have come for yoga lessons. Please, sit. Assume the position…
The new video features Britney in gold and Madonna in camouflage.
“Wanna rub my Buddha?”
Wobble your way to enlightenment with our jovial Buddha bobble head.
Tom figured the Trojan Horse got Odysseus into Troy. So, hey, he’d make a Buddha, hide in it and attain Nirvana.
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