28 responses to “Caption Contest”

1. 

   JW

   June 8, 2004 at 9:21 pm

   “I’m a’ comin’ through, and they ain’t no way no Buddha’s gonna stop me. Don’t make me get mah gun. . . “
2. 

   Rodney Dill

   June 8, 2004 at 10:36 pm

   Once Raoul decided to join the war against Islam he decided to take his fight right to the top. Unfortunately though, for all concerned, Raoul did not know one eastern religion from the other.
3. 

   Rodney Dill

   June 8, 2004 at 10:38 pm

   The New Delhi Statue of Liberty
   Give me your poor, your tired, your weary, striving to win back outsourced jobs
4. 

   Gabe Posey

   June 8, 2004 at 11:05 pm

   It turns out the path to true and eternal enlightenment does involve an automatic rifle.

   /scrawlville.com
5. 

   Christopher Cross

   June 9, 2004 at 12:08 am

   The climactic scene from the Buddhist remake of “Rocky”
6. 

   Bill Hoeller

   June 9, 2004 at 12:38 am

   “I don’t believe this! I came all the way to the other side of the world to defend America, and Janet Jackson is getting ready to flip me the bird!”
7. 

   Rich Gardner

   June 9, 2004 at 1:10 am

   The Great Buddha of Kamakura will smote you, unless you know the secret word, and it isn’t shrubery!
8. 

   DANEgerus

   June 9, 2004 at 1:15 am

   one word slang for the daily volunteer…

   “Goldfinger”
9. 

   Mud Blood & Beer

   June 9, 2004 at 1:17 am

   Forgive me:

   “Mmm, dark meat …”
10. 

    Jimmie

    June 9, 2004 at 1:26 am

    “I’m sorry, Mr. Moore. I realize you’re filming a documentary, but you can’t block this stairway”.
11. 

    Alex

    June 9, 2004 at 6:25 am

    Buddah’s lost quite a bit of weight, and he appears to be back in shape. Must’ve been Atkins, right? Wrong! It was the soldier who held him there at gunpoint so he’d stop eating so much.
12. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 9, 2004 at 7:18 am

    Happiness is a warm gun
    (Bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
13. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 9, 2004 at 7:20 am

    “No Thanks, looks kinda heavy to me.
    I wanted a Buddah Lite
14. 

    Moe Lane

    June 9, 2004 at 8:43 am

    I see that you’ve prepared for our contest, Sidhartha. But your Strikes from a Million Incarnations attack will not prevail against my Gun-Fu!
15. 

    Eric Akawie

    June 9, 2004 at 11:21 am

    “Got your nose!”
16. 

    Jeremiah

    June 9, 2004 at 1:47 pm

    “Ha ha ha! But seriously, stay where you are.”
17. 

    Black Spot

    June 9, 2004 at 9:51 pm

    Doink
18. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 10, 2004 at 6:13 am

    “Remember the golden rule my son…
    The one made of gold,
    Makes the rules.”
19. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 10, 2004 at 6:15 am

    “Yes, Senator Kennedy, I’m prepared to fight for the leadership of this country, I served in Viet Nam, you know.”
20. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 10, 2004 at 7:20 am

    Statue in the likeness of George Clinton, placed by fans, to honor the star of Parliament Funkadelic as immortalized by the Outsidethebeltway Caption Contest
21. 

    Rodney Dill

    June 10, 2004 at 7:22 am

    “Yes, size matters.”
22. 

    Black Spot

    June 10, 2004 at 12:28 pm

    “Go for graven images, little man?”
23. 

    Brett

    June 10, 2004 at 3:59 pm

    Well, in deference to my source (here), I’d probably have to say, “combat trumps consciousness sometimes, too,” or something like that. . .
24. 

    La Femme Crickita

    June 10, 2004 at 5:57 pm

    “If I time this spitwad just right, I can hit his hat brim and pull it over his eyes.”

    Ah. You have come for yoga lessons. Please, sit. Assume the position…
25. 

    Rachel Edith

    June 11, 2004 at 1:41 am

    The new video features Britney in gold and Madonna in camouflage.
26. 

    Bouhaki

    June 12, 2004 at 12:35 am

    “Wanna rub my Buddha?”
27. 

    Deet Deet

    June 12, 2004 at 12:43 am

    Wobble your way to enlightenment with our jovial Buddha bobble head.
28. 

    Hodink

    June 12, 2004 at 3:25 pm

    Tom figured the Trojan Horse got Odysseus into Troy. So, hey, he’d make a Buddha, hide in it and attain Nirvana.

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