Outside the Beltway

Yes, in Knoxville, TN, Church Avenue and State Street cross each other. The sign sits out in front of a Presbyterian church, just a block or two from the courthouse.
“The Corner of Church and State” by Wyoming_Jackrabbit is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0

Caption Contest

James Joyner
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Time for another OTB Caption ContestTM.


Write your caption in the comments below.
Courtesy Slate

The picture is much smaller than the traditional OTB-CC images, but is one of the better compare and contrast opportunities I’ve encountered in some time.

Winners will be announced after noon Monday.

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20 responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Not Todd Avatar
    Not Todd

    “Do something evil for me. Come on, you know you want to! Do it! Do it! Do it do it doitdoitdoitdoit!!!!!”

  2. Rob A. Avatar
    Rob A.

    Put the panties on my head. You know, like you guys always do.

  3. Metrman12 Avatar
    Metrman12

    I would join the army if I weren’t so fat…and the whole coward thing.

  4. Attila Girl Avatar
    Attila Girl

    Pearls before swine.

  5. Avatar
    Anonymous

    Sarge, tell me again where you’re taking me where. Abu, what?

  6. Avatar
    Anonymous

    Oops. I meant to say:

    “Colonel, tell me again where you’re taking me. Abu, what?”

  7. Rodney Dill Avatar
    Rodney Dill

    OTB Match Game 2004
    (Match the person to the correct phrase)
    a. I’m glad there will finally be an open government in Iraq.
    b. I’m glad that the Krispy Kreme is finally open.

  8. McGehee Avatar
    McGehee

    Moore: “You want the truth? You want the truth!? I CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!“

  9. Fersboo Avatar
    Fersboo

    Be advised, I’m mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could put a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don’t you hump somebody else’s leg mutt-face before I push yours in.

  10. Avatar
    Anonymous

    OTB Match Game 2004 – continued
    (Match the person to the occupation)
    a. military intelligence
    b. counter-intelligence

  11. La Femme Crickita Avatar
    La Femme Crickita

    Oxymoron. One is non military and the other is intelligent.

  12. Rachel Edith Avatar
    Rachel Edith

    Now. Couture designed for every man. The clean cut, military look. The fat slob, casual, hairball look. From P Gucci Hilfiger Everyman

  13. Pile On® Avatar
    Pile On®

    Listen, are you going to f**king get my bags or what!!

  14. Bouhaki Avatar
    Bouhaki

    “Pssst … Wanna see my pet snake?”

  15. Dingo Avatar
    Dingo

    “So, it all boils down to … you are my hero and I’m yours. Fascinating.”

  16. La Femme Crickita Avatar
    La Femme Crickita

    “Mr. Moore, you touch my hand one more time you will need to have a hand replacement.”

  17. Hermoine Avatar
    Hermoine

    The Odd Couple

  18. Ona Culdesac Avatar
    Ona Culdesac

    “Oday ouyay owknay ethay ayway otay Iraqway?”

  19. Pile On® Avatar
    Pile On®

    The Deserter and the Desserter.

  20. Jeff Begley Avatar
    Jeff Begley

    Michael Moore: Smells like someone stepped in duty.

    Marine: You mean ‘dootie’… ‘duty’ is something you’ll never need to worry about.

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