Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Monday, September 25, 2006 · 1 comment

The Dude Where’s My Elephant Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

So many captions were submitted I thought Wizbang had moved their contest here. Hilarious. Thanks all for the laughs. Some of the best are honored below.

(Fred Prouser/Reuters)

Winners:

First: FormerHostage – It’s still better than those d@mn plastic pink flamingos!

Second: Alan Kellogg – Anybody care to explain why we’re out of ink for the very large scale printer

Third: Mr. Right – “Operation Dumbo Droppings” was about to commence!

Honorable Mention:

Anderson – Bush: “Some have said that there is no elephant in the room. But our resolve to defeat the elephant is undiminished.”

Rachel Edith – “Fair’s fair. Next week, we paint the donkey.”

dougrc – I don’t know Hakkim; It does make a statement, but I think I would have gone with the 50″ plasma myself…

FreakyBoy – The DNC frat loft reaches a new low in immaturity by stealing the home team’s mascot before the big game.

yetanotherjohn – If you think Hollywood is eccentric, try Bollywood.

N.B. Goldstein – Man #1: Nice elephant. Man #2: What elephant?

Hodink – “I’m just saying that when he takes a dump, you, Mr. Oh-It-Will-Be-So-Hilarious, will become Mr. Martha Stewart-On-Hands-And-Knees.”

Ray – “I wonder of Al’s going to blame THIS on global warming too!”

Best Obscure Reference Awarad

charles austin – “This is not an elephant.” — Rene Magritte

Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel

“I’m thinking of naming him Claude Raines.”

Tom’s bought Suri a new toy.

Babar had a little known Uncle named Berber.

GOP Blogging has gone a bit to the extreme, nearly as bad as cat blogging.

Like Lieberman to Democrats.

The Thursday contest already has sand up its crack about something.

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