Caption Contest Winners
The Three Hour Tour Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
Thomas P. Peschak
THE WINNERS
First: bains – Rejoicing was premature when Obama supporters saw he had a slight lead in the race.
Second: FormerHostage – Allegory for sub-prime loans.
Third: Wyatt Earp – Joe never realized that listening to the Jaws soundtrack on his iPod would attract a shark; and that was his downfall.
HONORABLE MENTION
yetanotherjohn – So Bob, to what do you attribute your remarkable open water kayak win?
charles austin – For goodness’ sake, please end the writer’s strike before any more reality shows get produced!
Kenny – Can’t I get a frickin lazer beam around here!? Is that to much to ask for the Iranian Republic Guard’s armada?
MikeM – “I don’t like the crunchy shell, but that soft, gooey filling is delicious.”
RT – Hippie recreation sports have jumped the shark.
peterh – ***a forehead slapping moment***…I could have gone golfing today…
Bithead – Oh, wait… he’s a lawyer. He’s safe. Professional courtesy, you know.
RODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Australian for ‘Chum Bucket’
AFLAC!!!
Obama: “I think we’re gonna need a bigger vote.”
In Soviet Russia… Shark jumps you.
The 
Monday Contest has rounded up the unusual suspects.
