Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, June 12, 2008 · 2 comments

The Sydney Or The Bush Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

(AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Brenda – War costs have really cut into the entertainment budget.

Second: elliot – General: In an attack, he would stop at nothing to protect you. Laura: Oh, woody!…er…Oh, would he?

Third: charles austin – Kiwii want to play.

HONORABLE MENTION

Steven L. – “I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot po-well helllooo.”

markm – Laura Bush “That’s sweet haka boy…but didn’t anyone tell you not to bring a stick to a gunfight?”

Cowboy Blob – No longer satisfied with kicking sand on 98-pound weaklings, Butch begins to pick on retired librarians.

Bithead – When you can row your canoe down a dry lake bed Kwai Chang, without disturbing the pebbles. Will it be time for you to leave.

Suzanne Berton – Laura: I can’t wait to get back home and get George to try this out in his skivvies!

brainy435 – Hmmm, would ninjas trump snipers?

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Now is ze time on Sprockets, vhen ve danz.”

The new son-in-law’s family has some rather bizarre marriage traditions.

“Hmmm… I thought kiwi’s were fruit… Oh, he’s doing The French Mistake… nevermind.”

The Thursday Contest didn’t see Dubya snatch the pebble from her hand.