Caption Contest Winners
The Stupid PETA Tricks Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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pic 1 REUTERS/Seth Wenig
pic 2 (AFP/Getty Images/Joe Raedle)
The Winners
First: Laurence Simon – Dick Cheney reels from another bad choice of hiring staffers left over from Al Gore’s tenure.
Second: McGehee – Upon seeing the photo at left, Vice President Cheney reacted, “I wish those Democrats would stop bringing up my daughter!”
Third: Allan Guyton – Rumsfeld’s killer Rottweiler Chomps goes undercover, but fails to fool Cheney after the “Fake Barney” incident.”
Best Dog Caption:
Scott T – Why not to conduct Genetic Engineering on dogs.
Best Cheney Caption:
Maniakes – Is the spinach still in my teeth?
Honorable Mention:
bithead – Before this, nobody knew that Mr. Cheney could speak dog, or found them attractive.
Anodyne – Woof-owitz reassignment has Cheney rabid.
DL – After the surprisingly agressive results of Cheney’s newest pacemaker, he has been shifted over to the Dept of Defense. Rummy, meanwhile is working on a new more compassionate Gitmo mascot, seen on the left
Sammler – “You need some help looking presidential—here, let’s trade glasses.”
Rodney’s Bottom of The Barrel
After reading the complete Harry Potter series, Dick found he was able cast a transformation on Hillary clinton.“That Harriet Mier’s dog craps in my chair just one more time and …”
“I thought he looked a little suspicious, but I never thought that little sissy was the White House spy.”
I aimed for the Bottom of the Barrel with that one, wound up #1.
Maybe I need to aim for #1 to hit the bottom of the barrel?
So, we call that the “Simon Boomerang Effect”?
Naw, Crap bounces.