Caption Contest Winners
The Halal’s Angels Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Clovis – Aval and R’bai Knavahl prepare for their jump over Snake River Company.
Second: Herb – 7000 miles to Sturgis!
Third: scotty – Mad Max 9
HONORABLE MENTION
Chadzilla – Yes my son, look over your shoulder. We have clearly left the infidels in bewilderment at our evasive abilities.
Maggie Mama – Netflix would have been much easier.
D. Dean – This standoff just ain’t gonna be fair.
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
“Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration don’t fail me now.”
Abdul Fonzarelli has already jumped the Shark.
Cue the Nancy Sinatra music
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And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell.
And the last thing I see is my heart, still beating,
Breaking out of my body and flying away
Like a bat out of hell.
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The 
Thursday Contest is already a rock star.
