Wednesday afternoon’s caption contest has closed.

Courtesy Yahoo! News

The winners:

1st: PoliBlogger, with “Gee, it was nice of Sam Donaldson to let me have his old toupee.”

2nd: 42nd Stupid Snail Division, with “Does this thing really cover my lobotomy scar? HellO? Are we on? Who soaked my false teeth in lemon juice?”

3rd: Stephen Green, with “I ran out of crayon before I finished drawing on my hair.”

Thanks for participating!