It occurs to me that I never actually announced a winner to Saturday’s OTB Caption Contest.

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Without further ado, the victorious quippers are:

1st: Laurence Simon, “Why does Marsha always get to work on the tires? Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!”

2nd: Chortle, “Why did the racing car driver make ten extra pit stops during the Grand Prix?”

3rd: Terry Oglesby, “I don’t know, but it sure makes the old NASCAR saying about racing always having “a little bumpin’ and rubbin’” seem awfully enticing…”

Congrats to all and thanks to all the participants.